No, I'm actually in danger of dying here: "I never said there was no collusion" -- Giuliani

[Recursion]

No. I'm actually in danger of dying from mirth here. Oh my God.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/425774-giuliani-i-never-said-there-was-no-collusion-between-the-campaign

President Trump's personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, said Wednesday that he "never said there was no collusion" between the Trump campaign and Russia.

“I never said there was no collusion between the campaign. Or between people in the campaign," Giuliani said on CNN's "Cuomo Prime Time," after host Chris Cuomo said it was false to suggest there was no collusion between Trump's presidential campaign and the Kremlin.

Giuliani added that he has only said Trump, rather than his campaign, did not collude with the Russians.

"There is not a single bit of evidence the president of the United States committed the only crime you could commit here, conspiring with the Russians to hack the [Democratic National Committee]," Giuliani said.

Oh. My. God.

[UniteFightBack]

1. Anybody else catch where Rudy admitted that rump was a SUBJECT of the investigation???

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Rudy has Dementia......

His word salads are getting more deplorable as time goes by. He can't recall his comments from one moment to the next, though they are all on tape.

[SWBTATTReg]

3. A cheap a** lawyer representing a cheap a** president. Fitting! nt

[bdamomma]

4. oh

he's another POS, I hope they are investigating him too.

[FakeNoose]

5. So ... has Rudy been fired yet?

[jeffreyi]

12. Cartoonist forgot the butt crack.

[JHan]

6. i almost collapsed.

couldn' make this shit up

[underpants]

9. Trump: "We are getting crushed!"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11681938

[tanyev]

7. OK, Rudy Colludy.

[marylandblue]

8. Next week Rudy will say, " I never said he didn't commit a crime...

I only said you can't do anything about it."

[FakeNoose]

17. Right now they're trying to throw Donny Jr. under the bus

If that doesn't satisfy Mueller, next it will be Jared. They'll never give up Cheeto, until everyone else is gone.

[struggle4progress]

10. "When you hire Rudy as your lawyer, he has a fool for a client"

[GulfCoast66]

11. Can't even see the goalposts anymore!!

[Andy823]

13. Nothing happened

In trumps presidential campaign that trump did not know about and OK.

[Baltimike]

14. This is gaslighting. nt

[mr_lebowski]

15. And Deripaska (to whom Manafort owed many million$) JUST GOT PAID ...

TODAY.

Huh ... trippy timing for him to make this admonition.

[ProudLib72]

16. Warning, lying may be detrimental to your oral hygenine

Exhibit A: Rudy's lower teeth caked in tartar from spewing bullshit on a minute by minute basis...