Trump said he knows a border wall will work because wheels work, and the Secret Service uses 'really

[underpants]

"They say a wall is medieval. Well, a wheel is older than a wall," Trump said, though the earliest known border wall is actually thousands of years older than the wheel. "And I looked, and every single car out there, even the really expensive ones that the Secret Service uses — and believe me they are expensive — I said, 'Do they all have wheels?' 'Yes.' 'Oh. I thought it was medieval.'"

He continued: "The wheel is older than the wall. You know that? There are some things that work. A wheel works and a wall works."

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-says-border-wall-works-because-wheels-work-on-secret-service-cars-2019-1

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[PJMcK]

1. Trump was wrong?!

Why am I not surprised?

He's an idiot.

[Kurt V.]

2. kick n rec

Daniel Dale is a great follow on twitter

[jcgoldie]

3. ironclad fucking logic!

1. Walls are old.
2. Wheels are old.
3. Cars have wheels.
4. Cars work.
? 5. $5.7 billion tax dollars on a piece of wall in the middle of the desert where no drugs or terrorists ever go but a few poor central Americans may wander through to pick strawberries and be more law abiding than the average American so they can send a few dollars home to their families living in poverty is a great deal for everyone!

Quod Erat Demonstrandum!

[spanone]

4. Hand me the straight jacket, please.

[malaise]

8. ROFL

[spanone]

9. Lord, let this shit end soon so we can go back to some kind of normal crazy

[malaise]

10. Let me put it tnis way

The Cohen hearings are going to change everything.
What I love best is that exactly one week after being sworn in, Dems made this announcement while the Con thought he was running the news cycle - Cohen has tapes - this is fall down funny

[spanone]

11. I can't wait.

shit meet fan.

[Blue_true]

5. We should send a signal into outer space.

Offer to give aliens Stonehenge and crop circles back if they will take Trump as an extra that we throw in.

[rampartc]

6. "to serve man"

i hope they remember their cook book when they leave.

[Crunchy Frog]

7. "If she weighs the same as a duck..she's made of wood."

"And therefore?" "A witch! Burn her! Burn her!"

His logic is impeccable.