A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at the border wall

[kpete]

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[crazytown]

1. "Shutown all air for my pets"

... a Turtle in a container

[PatSeg]

2. Ha, ha, ha!!!

Pretty much a true story!

[smb]

3. How We Got Here....

Trump: We're gonna build a wall, and Mexico will pay for it!
Democrats: Yeah, sure, good luck with that, guy.
Trump: Give me taxpayer money to pay for it.
Democrats: No. Hey, wasn't Mexico--
Trump: I want a wall!
Democrats: What do we get?
Trump: Eff you, that's what!
Democrats: Then no.
Trump: I WANNA WALL!! GIMME A WALL!!!
Democrats: (*sigh*) How about we give you the wall in exchange for legalizing DACA recipients?
Trump: NO!
Democrats: Then no deal.
Trump: Then I'll shut down the government and blame myself for it!
Democrats: Weird. And ill-advised. But you do you, I guess.
Trump: THE SHUTDOWN IS YOUR FAULT!!!
Democrats: WTF??

[Victor_c3]

4. Wow, that artist really nailed it with this cartoon. n/t

[BlancheSplanchnik]

5. Why should I suffer? I'll cut off someone else's air.

Sociopath all the way. Exact summary of fatass.

[calimary]

6. BOOM! I'd say that cartoon totally nails him, but then again,

he IS a cartoon.