No Wonder The NRA Is Going Broke!

[ProfessorGAC]

In some desperate attempt to still be relevant, the NRA just sent me(!!!) a free membership with a a free cooler as a gift!
Yes, that's right! Unsolicited free membership plus a gift from the NRA to a guy like me!
My wife couldn't keep a straight face when she handed me the mail!

[brewens]

1. Let us know how it holds ice. LOL

Hell, why not join? You might find other ways to let them waste money.

[Sherman A1]

3. Worth considering

[global1]

2. Are They Trying To Get Their Membership Numbers Up?.....

Didn't we hear that their membership numbers were dwindling? Is this an attempt by them (providing free membership) to make it look like they are still relevant?

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

5. +1

[Amishman]

11. They are being flanked on the right by other gun groups

Their openness towards something as reasonable as the bump stock ban has the hardcore gun nuts dumping the NRA and flocking to even more extreme groups.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

4. Well shoot, imagine that.

Hows retirement????

[ProfessorGAC]

13. So Far, So Good!

Thanks for asking!

[2naSalit]

6. Well I guess all that flow of rubles has dried up so... nt

[BlueJac]

7. Begging for members?

[3_Limes]

8. Could be your zip code.

A lot of marketers still use it to drive mailings -n- stuff

Despite our relative broke-ness, we get all kinds of things intended for people who have lots of money due to our having a 'nice' zip code.

[karynnj]

9. How long to you have to stay?

If there is no requirement to stay, you could argue that you are keeping them from spending some money buying Congressmen etc while giving them no money. Did they require a credit card to bill the membership automatically after the trial?

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Just Read It

3 Years
No credit card.
Just the membership card and a 800 # to claim the cooler
I'm not calling the number, even though it says "no credit card required".

[d_r]

15. maybe everyone should call the number

and get the free cooler

[ProfessorGAC]

16. Pretty Funny!

Let's help them into BKO!

[Sancho]

10. Is that one of those coolers that you're supposed to shoot at and blow it up???

[beachbum bob]

12. a good cooler?

[brewens]

17. How about this one? Raffling off an actual Ted Nugent signed acoustic guitar! LOL

I don't think that is worth as much as they think it is! Display it next to your collection of Dale Jr Kentucky Fried buckets would tie in the room quite nicely though!

https://www.facebook.com/CamasPrairieFNRA/photos/a.940371619380688/1982889441795562/?type=3&theater

[ProfessorGAC]

19. If I Won Idiot Ted's Guitar...

...it would be the first time that guitar was played by someone with skills.
Every guitar he plays is a waste of wood!

[haele]

18. A Yeti cooler or some recycled Styrofoam and plastic Chinese knock-off of a Colman?

If it was a Yeti cooler, I'd consider, just to f*** with them. Those things are expensive...

Haele

[ProfessorGAC]

20. Agree

But, don't care!
I ain't calling the NRA!

[diva77]

21. you can use the cooler for organ donations