A Trumpian Modest Proposal or "What's next from the Orangina"...
After the Wall is built, Trump will propose and demand the erection of a 25,000 foot tower located in the exact geographic center of the United States. From this tower, named of course, the Trump Mega-Tower, will be broadcast speeches and information relating to the new permanent leader of these United States, Donald J. Trump and his heirs. The signal will be broadcast on every frequency, as the FCC will have shut down all conventional broadcast stations due to their propensity to deliver "Fake News". The "TRUTH" will become a part of the landscape and it will be required to place public address systems in all public places in order that the populace will not feel uninformed or "left out" in case something major occurs. "Major" is defined, almost certainly and without exception as anything which crosses a Trump's mind at any given instant.
In addition the following will be banned as a threat to National Security: The DSM-V and all preceding editions, all satire, all comedy, all volumes which contain many words of three syllables or more, voting machines not sole by Trump, Inc., membership in all organizations considered subversive which is nearly every organization in America - the list of permissible organizations to which one may belong is listed down one side on a standard 3x5 card and include: The American Nazi Party, the Ku Klux Klan, the NRA, the John Birch Society, and the Miss Teen USA Pageant Society.
Baseball will be re-segregated immediately and the NFL will be disbanded entirely (long-time Trump-watchers will know why this is occurring). The only sport not subject to these rules is basketball and betting on game outcomes is legal but taking care of the children who are compelled to attend casinos where sportsbooks are is no longer required: the casinos will use their "cages" for the children who may permanently be separated from their parents should the parents be unable or unwilling to pay their outstanding "markers". These children will be under the care of the firm hand-chosen by the First Family, Epstein, Inc.
All opposition politicians will be jailed permanently in a jail modeled after that seen in the film Ben Hur. As long as the food disappears, it is presumed that the individuals in the cells are alive. All lepers will be exiled to Eastern Long Island and their cells burned out.
All people of color and Jews not belonging to the Trump family will have 3/5 citizenship and polling places for these individuals will be strictly monitored by the firm of Stephen Miller and Associates, Inc.
Judges for all venues, local, state, and Federal, will pass strict litmus tests described separately and quietly confidentially.
All comedians and impersonators of our Fearless Leader will be shot on sight.
Stay tuned for further developments.
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