He is Our President and we should support Him!
Everybody down here at the diner is talking about the National Emergency that Mexico has been causing because of not paying for the wall that just about everybody wants. Just to have a more dignified name than "Wall", I am thinking I will just call it the Trump Casino University Wall but you can call it something different if you want except then I won't know what you are talking about. So I will call it the Trump Casino University Wall because then I know what I am talking about. What I am talking about, of course, is to use all the left-over walls from Trump University and the old Trump Casinos to build the wall that Mexico hasn't been paying to build, because this could save Mexico and US taxpayers a lot of money.
Just to show we are thinking very hard about this down at the diner, let me say there is a very long history of not having this wall. It goes as far back as to when we did not fight over fifty-four-forty. Perhaps we should go to war now, to put our border with Mexico back at fifty-four-forty, because if our border was there we might not even need a wall. Anyway, that is what I am thinking, and almost everybody down here at the diner agrees with me, except they have all left except for a few drunks who have fallen off their stools onto the floor. But that is still what I am thinking