Rudy Giuliani Just Explained Why Witches Should Not Be Offended by Donald Trump's Use of 'Witch Hunt

[niyad]

Rudy Giuliani Just Explained Why Witches Should Not Be Offended by Donald Trump’s Use of ‘Witch Hunt’ to Describe the Mueller Investigation, and Welcome to 2019

Only halfway through its first week, it appears the year 2019 is doomed to be as strange as its predecessor—especially if former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani has anything to do with it.

Now acting as President Donald Trump’s personal attorney, Giuliani took to Twitter to explain in a bonkers tweet why self-described witches—who decried Trump’s frequent use of the term “witch hunt”—should relax.

“According to CNN witches favor Democrats and they are offended that the Meuller [sic] investigation is described as a Witch Hunt,” the man formerly known as “America’s Mayor” said. “There is no reason for the witches to be offended because Witch Hunt derives from,for example,the Salem Witch Hunts where people were executed unjustly.”

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Link to tweet

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1. mugglesplaining?

[niyad]

2. PERFECT!!

[blugbox]

3. So witches shouldn't be offended at the term...

Because it derives from, for example, being EXECUTED UNJUSTLY FOR BEING ACCUSED OF BEING A WITCH

[niyad]

4. we are not supposed to be offended by anything these misogynistic, sexist assholes say.

[gratuitous]

5. Dang Twitter

If only Twitter allowed more characters so that Rudy could tell us all what is unjust about the Mueller investigation, and who has been executed so far, justly or unjustly.

[niyad]

6. he could make more than one tweet, perhaps?

[gratuitous]

9. By Jove, why didn't Rudy think of that?!

Brilliant!

[ck4829]

7. Trump supporters were probably the same ones who believed claims of Satanic Ritual Abuse in the 80s

Because they believe in the 21st century reiteration of it in the form of pizzagate and Qanon.

If they were around in Salem during the time of the witch trials, they would have jumped at the chance to kick the stools under the people with the nooses around their necks. (And since I believe in reincarnation, there's a good chance they were)

We've seen Trump supporters time and time again... Some authority figure tells them the 'other' is out to get them, they believe it unquestioningly. Without fail.

Can anyone dispute that?

I don't think so.

[JHB]

8. Rudy's in full ferret-splaining mode again

[niyad]

10. many of the tweet responses were along the line of "are you drunk or hight, ghoul?)