"I was in the White House all by myself for six, seven days. It was very lonely."

[Miles Archer]

“You know, I was in the White House all by myself for six, seven days. It was very lonely. My family was down in Florida,” Trump recounted. He described channel-flipping and watching a different network — PBS — to fill the time.

“I felt I should be here just in case people wanted to come and negotiate the border security,” Trump explained.

*****

“I was all by myself in the White House — it’s a big, big house — except for all the guys out on the lawn with machine guns,” Trump said, referencing the Secret Service and military personnel who guard the White House year-round.

“I was waving to them. ... These are great people. And they don’t play games. They don’t, like, wave. They don’t even smile,” he said. “I was hoping that maybe somebody would come back and negotiate. But they didn’t do that.”

https://www.apnews.com/88d3a25e8e8346b183e28779ba783d2e

[dalton99a]

1. By PBS, he means porn

[underpants]

6. We've heard that the WH has a block on porn

and that he doesn’t like it.

It has been reported as such.

[bullwinkle428]

7. "Porn By Stormy". You're welcome!

[Ilsa]

39. Very good!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

17. Hahaha.

'PBS'Hub?

[Greywing]

2. I hope he has ALOT of lonely days ahead n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. My heart fucking bleeds.

[47of74]

31. Mine too.

I got my even smaller violin out not.

[underpants]

4. So.... there was nothing to read? No intel?

I said at the beginning of this that he puts on a suit and goes to the Oval just so everyone knows he’s there. I even joked that he probably waves at the grounds crew. Turns out that’s pretty much what he does.

[area51]

5. Trump: "I was in the White House all by myself...."

Wah. Grow up.

[bdamomma]

9. stupid ass

he is, well he can always resign and go back under his rock.

[dalton99a]

10. And it was dark at night outside!

Give him a medal for bravery

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

18. He has one....Purple Heart...ahem.

[jcgoldie]

8. Please preface such posts with...

"Not the Onion"...

what a moron this guy is.

[Cirque du So-What]

11. He should keep a diary. Like Anne Frank.

So future generations can learn from all his suffering.

[madaboutharry]

26. +1

Good Post.

[msongs]

12. he could...call girls. get it, callgirls? hmm nt

[Marie Marie]

13. You reap what you sow.

Perhaps if you had treated your wife and young son better, they would have joined you.

[BSdetect]

14. As lonely as those children you imprisoned?

[Cousin Dupree]

15. I thought his wife was with him

[uponit7771]

16. She was most likely present but not "with" him ... nah, she prolly left too. No one wants to be ...

... around him

[Blue_true]

20. She came back one day or so to go on that Iraq base visit.

Then she bailed on his ass and went back to Florida.

[tblue37]

25. For Christmas day, but then back to Mar-a-Lago, I think. nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. What a pantsload! He watches PBS, LAMO.

[3catwoman3]

21. Boo-fucking-hoo, as the saying goes.

[Blue Owl]

22. With Malaria's decorations...

All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.
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Heeeeeere's DONNY!

[gratuitous]

23. Look at Donald; having Christmas with all his friends

Sad!

[peggysue2]

24. Oh, Boo-Hoo

Poor Donnie didn't have a good Christmas. It's called Karma because you ruined the holidays for 800,000 government workers and nearly 2 million government contractors.

You were lonely? Should've called some of the unemployed over for a holiday dinner. I'm sure they would have appreciated it.

What an insufferable oaf.

[tanyev]

27. Think of it as practice for solitary confinement, Donny.

[3catwoman3]

28. Ooohh - let's hope so!

The deprivation of that would drive him nuts.

[Basement Beat]

29. I'm still surprised by how idiotic this grown man sounds.

Let alone someone that part of a very "prestigious" club following such a scholar as President Obama.

[Gothmog]

30. Pity party

Link to tweet

[unblock]

32. Best negotiator ever! "I'm lonely! Waiting by the phone! Call me! (Sniff) please!"

[Hassler]

33. As the keeper of the Beaded Border Curtain, he could have devoted all his free time to

To keeping us safe observing the border

[SeattleVet]

34. Right...you are 'all alone'

except for the permanent White House staff of something like 90 people that are doing all of the shopping, cooking, cleaning, repairing, and pretty much waiting on your sorry orange ass, hand and foot, 24 hours a day.

[akraven]

35. Melania is staying away, and poor widdle Donny is by his lonely little self.....

[Cha]

36. What does that tell you, Fuckhead?

[suffragette]

37. And he fed himself and cleaned up after himself for a week? Nope - not buying it. Pretty clear he

doesn’t consider such staff to be people worth his notice.

[duforsure]

38. He shouldn't worry

Next Christmas holidays he'll have a cell mate to keep company with.