Check the responses to this Hoarse Whisperer tweet:

[George II]

Link to tweet

[PJMcK]

1. Seriously?

Who would hire her? She's even too toxic for Fox News.

What company would want her to be its public face after her years as a professional liar?

[Iliyah]

2. There are a few sick MFers who would hire her . .

t-rump did.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

20. It's called wing nut welfare.

It’s how the Tucker Carlsons and Jonah Goldbergs of the world stay front and center no matter how hard they fail.

[dalton99a]

46. She will find a job with some RW fundamentalist outfit

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Twitter is doing its best to come up with jobs commensurate with her experience:

Link to tweet

[George II]

4. That one was my favorite, too.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Agreed, LOL. I also liked the pinata, but the elephant handler is closest to what she does now...

Link to tweet

[malaise]

7. Cleaning up

ReTHUG shit including her own

[Rhiannon12866]

11. Good grief! That seems to be the most popular suggestion!

Link to tweet

[malaise]

12. I suggested a mattress store

since she's very comfortable lying from any position.

[Rhiannon12866]

13. That seems to be her greatest talent

Since she's found the job she's best at - lying in an attempt to mitigate the ridiculous crap coming from this lawless administration - why would she want to give it up??

[malaise]

14. Greatest?

Only

[TheBlackAdder]

19. It looks like her face can take multiple positions at the same time.

[malaise]

23. That too

She could be a contortionist

[Docreed2003]

27. Damn...lol

[dixiegrrrrl]

21. OOOOOHHHHH snap!!!!!!

Hope you added that to the thread.

[malaise]

22. LOL - not on Twitter

Happy New Year sis

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. Same to yuuuuuuuuuuuu

Oooops..I started celebrating a wee bit early. .......

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

43. Looks like dirty duty for GOP interns

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. should be a follow-up: spreading the shit she collects

[Rhiannon12866]

15. They now have a machine for that!

[MrsCoffee]

6. "Holding her favorite author captive in a cabin somewhere."

[Volaris]

28. So much Win hahahhaa!

[Gothmog]

8. If fox will not hire, there is always Russia Today

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[lindysalsagal]

9. Scaring birds away from runways.

My personal fav. The comments are absolutely brutal. And genius.

[Gothmog]

16. #ThoughtsAndPrayers

Link to tweet

[akraven]

17. Trash collector?

With that mouth, she'd be an efficient one. But it'd take a decent job (here) away from decent people.

Telephone solicitor?

[TheBlackAdder]

18. I hear that Satan has an opening for a Communications Director.

[Volaris]

30. Lol .

[lunatica]

24. Smocking eye makeup line business

Sure to please Evangelicals everywhere. No, I didn’t misspell it.

[apcalc]

26. Playing Uncle Fester on an Adam's Family re-make

https://www.etsy.com/listing/475110670/jackie-coogan-as-uncle-fester-from-the?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_e-art_and_collectibles-prints-other&utm_custom1=f6fae9ef-130d-4364-b70f-34c584d80246&utm_content=go_304499915_22746213515_78727444475_aud-301856855998:pla-106554643235_m__475110670&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIv8Xhh6LL3wIVkeDICh0aLQVVEAQYByABEgI43vD_BwE#

[MLAA]

29. Job as a rug

Since she lies like one😬

[trof]

31. I see her as the warden in a women's prison in Alabama.

[George II]

32. I can see her as an INMATE in a women's prison in Alabama.

[trof]

33. One can hope I guess.

[underpants]

34. Ouch

Karma's Bitch
Karma's Bitch
@karenlytle711
·
22h
Replying to
@HoarseWisperer
I personally think she should contact her landlord or mortgage company and offer to do some light carpentry or painting in exchange for living accommodations.


NiteOfTheLivingDave
NiteOfTheLivingDave
@OleThickHawk
·
23h
Replying to
@HoarseWisperer
Stormy Daniels' fluffer

[MurrayDelph]

35. How about Bug's old job?

v

[underpants]

36. A couple of really funny ones

Forest raker
Busboy at the Red Hen restaurant
Working at Hooters - as a bouncer
Collections caller
"Before" picture model

[juxtaposed]

37. here's one she would like

[keithbvadu2]

38. Calista would hire her as personal assistant to Newt Gingrich.

Calista would hire her as personal assistant to Newt Gingrich.

Calista should feel safe about his cheating ways.

[George II]

39. Calista's working in the Vatican now, Huckleberry wouldn't go near there for fear of being struck...

...by a bolt of lightning.

[The Genealogist]

40. Maybe Vlad has something for her at the Kremlin

Chief smocker, or something.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. Mrs. Fields Cookie schlepper

Provided she didn't eat all the product.

[Initech]

42. Maitre'd at the Red Hen Restaurant.

[Talitha]

44. Stephen Miller's "hair" sprayer...

[George II]

45. Bazinga!