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Sorry I missed this on Christmas Eve. To good to not pass along a little late.
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'Twas The Night Before Mueller
Twas the night before Christmas
when thro the White House,
Not an immigrant was stirring, not even his spouse;
The McDonalds was wrapped up by the pillow with care,
Just in case POTUS got hungry while there;
The two eldest boys were asleep in their beds,
While visions of Fox News anchors dancd in their heads,
And Melania in her night gown, ignoring my tap,
Had just turned away for her long winters nap-
When out on the south lawn there arose such a clatter,
I turned off Rush Limbaugh to see what was the matter.
To the window I went as the dark room unwinds,
Hiked up my undies, and opened the blinds.
The moon on my eyes was more kind than the eclipse,
Illuminating the lawn cut by the boy who didnt take tips;
When, what to my failing eyes did befell,
But a humming black van with the words SPECIAL COUNSEL,
With a spirited driver, an oh-so-clever looking fella,
I knew in a moment it must be Robert Mueller!
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Read the rest here: https://www.thepeoplesview.net/main/2018/12/24/twas-the-night-before-mueller
To add to his, well all their worst nightmares the Democrats will he entering the House full force in a week. T'will be a nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave. Time to dump the trumps and the rest of the vermin
Happy New Year, everyone!
Response to sheshe2 (Original post)
elocs This message was self-deleted by its author.
sheshe2
(83,876 posts)that you have accused me of gloating.
What's up with that? Are you following me for some reason?
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lapucelle
(18,308 posts)Eliot Rosewater
(31,121 posts)GREAT POST
mcar
(42,372 posts)LEW
(1,072 posts)Thank you so much for the 15 minutes of non-stop laughter...Thank you sheshe2!!!!
Response to LEW (Reply #4)
elocs This message was self-deleted by its author.
WE have to laugh from time to time. Sometimes I think it will be the only thing we have left to hold onto right now...that and VOTE!
Thanks.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)But seriously, recommended.
I love composing and reading parodies.
sheshe2
(83,876 posts)That you can vacuum up. Had it been a beverage you will be telling me I owed you a keyboard.
Thanks!
Hekate
(90,779 posts)I know you, like me, are not trying to re-enact Fitzmas -- which was genuinely (SAD!) -- but just bring a little year end levity to our dark season.
Have you been reading H2O Man's essays lately? Talk about a thoughtful ray of hope!
With all good wishes to you in the New Year.
sheshe2
(83,876 posts)Not reading and posting as much as I have before. Mom care and exhaustion are taking a toll. I just like a little light once in awhile.
Hekate. You too, hon.
Gothmog
(145,498 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)happy New Year sheshe2.
sheshe2
(83,876 posts)You to honey.
murielm99
(30,759 posts)This was a fun post.
sprinkleeninow
(20,254 posts)A Happy and Brand New Year of health, love and good fortune come to you! 💖🎉🎆
MadDAsHell
(2,067 posts)Because I feel like this parody, almost word-for-word, was done at that time and, after literally years of posts claiming inside information that everyone top to bottom was going down, Fitzmas could not have been any more disappointing. So many false posts just for views and reccs.
It's absolutely remarkable how much faith people are putting in a Republican prosecutor.
Republicans are demons people; every last one of them.