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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsProfiles in Crazy, XXVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I know what I'm doing, Chuck. Shutting down the government will be all on me and now I won't be able to claim that the Democrats did it, which was one of my few negotiating chips. . . . It might seem crazy, but you just wait and see."
Schumer is thinking: "You got it, bozo."
AndJusticeForSome
(537 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)Sweet and succinct. Graceful even.
underpants
(182,877 posts)That always impresses Jr and IvanRed and uh what's his name Eric.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)Raven123
(4,862 posts)Johonny
(20,888 posts)Don't give me that lightning crap. Lightning happens all the time, all the time and you didn't hear about she-sheds catching on fire before, ever. Ever! Now we got a caravan and she-sheds on fire! Just yesterday while I was watching FOX and Friends, her she-shed caught on fire five times. Five. That's this many fingers. This many. We need a wall. I'm not talking a fence. I'm talking a wall with barbwire on top and, perhaps, a moat. A big moat. When I was in England I saw the tower of London. No tower, no tower. Not a single tower. But they had walls and a moat. If it's good enough for the Queen of England, it's good enough for where ever the hell we are. A wall with a moat and perhaps alligators. That's all I'm asking for. Not money for the poor, medicine for the sick, or a blow job. Just a simple wall, with a moat, and alligators that have been cross breed with piranha . If I don't get it I'm shutting down the Government, this one. Ours. Southern Canada's. You know the place, you live there.
P.S. I'm looking for a new chief of staff. Know anyone?
skip fox
(19,359 posts)Yours are much more literary than mine and seem to represent a wide range of good reading like, perhaps, Faulkner, Coover, Gass, Wallace, etc.
(If you don't know these guys, you would love reading them.)
Johonny
(20,888 posts)A must read in my opinion.
dubyadiprecession
(5,722 posts)For making this 2020 campaign commercial for the Democratic Party 😃!
FakeNoose
(32,748 posts)marble falls
(57,204 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Don't worry, Chuck, Mexico will pay us back, believe me."