Other things romney should show & tell us while we're waiting to see his taxes:
His magic underwear, I want PROOF that he's really a Mormon like he claims.
Those millions of jobs he's promising to create, any in THIS country?
How much is he REALLY worth?
How much of his money is 'off shore'?
Why the fuck did he name one of kids 'Tagg'?
Does he have any horses that don't mince around like total dorks?
Can he explain how a regular schmuck like me can pay no taxes and where can I hide my inherited multi-millions from Uncle Sam?
Can he tell us where we can get one of those hi-tech white rectangular thingies that you use to make everything so clear with?
If a stethoscope is placed over his chest will we hear a heartbeat, or clicks and beeps?
Would he be willing to do a tasteful nude spread with paul in Playgirl?
Will he begin impeachment proceedings against President Obama for ordering the capture and execution of Bin Laden for mere political gain?
Does he give a flyin' fuck about anybody in the whole world besides his own self?
Does he plan to conquer the planet Earth for the Mormon Church or not?
Can he explain to us how he manages to speak for 25 minutes without actually saying a fucking thing, even WITH a magic dry erase board?
Has he always been a clueless, whining liar, or is this a recent develpment?
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