Trump at GWB's funeral. Reading teleprompter and going off script

[Cyrano]

Teleprompter: ... and a great American.

Off Script: ... and then he raised taxes on job creators.

Tele: ... war hero.

O.S.: ... and he allowed them to tear down that wonderful wall in Berlin.

Tele: ... did a magnificent job as head of the CIA.

O.S.: ... and he really hurt the great country of Russia.

Tele: ... always reached across the aisle to the other party.

O.S.: ... got beaten by that useless prick, Bill Clinton.

Tele: ... and raised a son who also became president.

O.S.: ... but Bush Jr. wasn't as smart as me.

Well, you get the idea. Join in and add some teleprompter/off script Trumpisms.

[Siwsan]

1. With all that's going on, I can't even begin to imagine what a train wreck it would be

I will be shocked if they ask him to give a eulogy.

[trueblue2007]

9. did someone say Trampy Trump Trainwreck?

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[UTUSN]

2. Are they going to let him talk?!1 Seems like they could, not just refuse, just ignore to let him.

[lapfog_1]

3. my contribution

Tele: war hero
Trump: Pretty sure he conspired with Ted Cruz's dad to kill JFK in Dallas.

[Cyrano]

4. Oh, everyone knows that's true about Cruz's dad.

[Wellstone ruled]

5. Don't think he will get a invite.

Can imagine Obama and Clinton as Speakers.

[Cyrano]

7. They gotta' invite him. Back row seat, though.

[Wellstone ruled]

8. Going to be a

media circus one way or other. And you just know he will say something to screw things up.

[mucifer]

6. Next week is going to be another messy week for trump with the manafort proof of lies

being made public. Remember that's all money laundering Russia stuff. This will be interesting.