Truth serum slipped into the presidential punchbowl. CAPTION the clown show with a straight man.

[skip fox]

Herbert Walker Bush is thinking: "Someday they might remember me."

Roland Reagan is thinking: "At best he's middle-management type for a small string of shoe stores in the Midwest."

Jimmy Carter is thinking: "I feel like a slice of white bread between two piles of rotting baloney."

Gerald Ford is thinking: "I was better off in bed."

Richard Nixon is thinking: "These bozos ain't fit to carry my jockstrap."

[TheBlackAdder]

1. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you!

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