Okay, Three years of Returns and we'll throw in a Franklin Mint Civil War Chess Set

[cthulu2016]

I don't think even Mitt can turn down this sweet deal.

[cali]

1. ....

[phantom power]

2. curse you sir, you drive a hard bargain

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

3. I think stations were required by law to air that ad in every commercial break in the 80s

[cthulu2016]

11. The chess set comes with a fog machine

[Liberal Veteran]

4. No Brazilian Power Crystal? No deal!

[cthulu2016]

12. Alright... and one set of those magic copper bracelets, but that's final

[woodsprite]

5. OMG! That's what I gave my hubby for our wedding present!

I'm so glad 27 yrs later, that he didn't hold it against me.

[flamingdem]

6. I think it's very cool!

You selling?

[woodsprite]

10. Nah, I think he'd be upset if I got rid of it,

even though it's all still in it's original packaging. I think the only times he's had it out of the box was when he opened it at our wedding, and then to show it to our son (who is starting to understand chess).

[Ruby the Liberal]

7. An offer no one could refuse.

[RedStateLiberal]

8. But wait, there's more!

If he acts now we'll throw in this set of professional-grade Ginsu knives!



A $100 value at no cost to Mitt. (Limited time offer - not valid after October, 2012)

[cthulu2016]

9. What do you want from life?

What do you want from life?

Well, you can't have that
But if you're an American citizen, you are entitled to
A heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven
Don't watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym, I'll personally demonstrate it
In the privacy of your own home
A king size Titanic unsinkable
Molly Brown water bed with polybendum

A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry
A Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's baby
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams

A new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick
A Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG
Or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati
A Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped
A Winnebago, hell, a herd of Winnebagos
We're giving 'em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw

A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot

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