Orangehole McLittledick is on my teevee

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

looking like something the cat drug in, squatting like a toad, suit jacket unbuttoned, hair even lumpier than usual. He shouldn't be allowed out in public.

[greymattermom]

1. The two toned hair look

is weird.

[peekaloo]

2. Go to your tee vee settings and play with the hue and contrast controls

I like making him pink and then green.

I tried to make him brighter and/or sharper but it doesn't seem to make any difference.