Trump Obviously Didn't Write Those Tweets Directed At John Roberts. Any Guesses as to Who Did?

[TrollBuster9090]

Guessing who actually writes Trump's tweets has become a fun parlor game. We all recognize Trump's twitter style. He usually comes out and dumps a steaming elephant turd on the internet, full of spelling errors, cap locks, and childish insults. It sits there for awhile, until one of Trump's aides comes along, wheeling a trash can and a broom, to sweep up the mess. They compose a follow up tweet that says something equally outrageous and stupid; but with proper grammar, spelling, and composition. Sort of like the closing credits from the Rocky & Bullwinkle show, with the guy sweeping up after the freak show parade.

So, who do you think composed the follow up tweets, attacking John Roberts? My guess is either Stephen Miller or Bill Shine. Who's your pick? Who was sweeping up Trump's elephant turds today?

[Kingofalldems]

1. Isn't that super model back in the White House?

[TeamPooka]

2. Shine

[Wellstone ruled]

4. Kinda have to

agree. Smells like manufactured language of a PR person.

[malaise]

5. Ding ding

We have the winner

[pnwmom]

3. Why is that obvious?

[IcyPeas]

6. Ha Ha, I said exactly this:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11460302

[TrollBuster9090]

8. Hah! Good call. They used to make it easy for us by not disabling the tweet device function.

So that, if the tweet came from an android phone it was Trump, and if it came from an iPhone it was a staffer. I guess they've disabled that now. But it's not like it's hard to tell. If it doesn't look like it was written by a petulant seven year old on a sugar high, it wasn't Trump.

https://www.wired.com/story/tell-when-someone-else-tweets-from-realdonaldtrump/

[Bev54]

7. Conway

[TrollBuster9090]

9. I didn't think she'd have the time.

She spends most of her day

A) Sharpening her teeth,

B) Surfing the over 40 dating sites to find a replacement for her husband, and

C) Taking tranquilizers while she watches Trump's twitter feed.


It's not an easy job being Kellyanne Conway. You never have a moment's peace. Every time some bozo paints a five pointed star in cock's blood, there's a poof of smoke, and she finds herself standing in somebody's living room saying "g--d dammit, where the hell am I NOW?"