Schitt Joke of the Day

[orangecrush]

Link to tweet

?s=19


Not even Nixon, as vulgar as he could be in private, would disgrace the office in such a fashion.

[wiggs]

1. Haven't seen any gop elected officials comment about the toddler's comments. I don't

want to hear anything more about how both sides need to be more civil.

[cilla4progress]

30. Each and every one should be asked

what they think of his nickname for Schiff.

[ehrnst]

43. McConnell just walks away when asked about DT's language. (nt)

[wiggs]

2. Our potus, who has the nuclear football, talks like a 10 year old. nt

[sandensea]

3. We have a 6-year old for president

A really ill-bred 6 year-old.

[mwooldri]

4. And I don't think he knows Jack Schitt. n/t

[sandensea]

9. That's why his base loves him.

[libdem4life]

12. Just noted something...other than the obvious...

He really did have good hair back then. Can imagine as he watched it all fall out. Karma. It could end up to be the proverbial straw...not going to visit our war dead because of his hair, or lack thereof...that broke the camel's back of Republican faux patriotism. I sure hope so.

[sandensea]

17. It figures: He can't control what comes out of his mouth any more than he can control what goes in

Junk food, saturated fat, sugar, and alcohol in (as well as heavy drug use, probably);

bile, lies, hatred, and disrespect out.

[lastlib]

26. "AnusMouth": because they're interchangeable.

Shit in one, shit out the other, and it doesn't matter which is which.

[sandensea]

27. Speaking of which:

I wonder how Lindsey Graham is these days.

My guess is that Senate obstruction of any Cheeto investigation matters will now fall to him - and it won't be easy, what with control of the House back where it should be.

[maddiemom]

45. Good hair back then? Not really.

But he did have enough for his "combing tricks" to work. He no longer has. Notice that his hair is swirled around in pretty much the same way as now.

[True Blue American]

46. You said what I thought.

He has the same hair style with out the dye.

[druidity33]

49. That's totally a combover... major recession. ;) nt.

[3catwoman3]

36. That hair swept behind his ears looks just as stupid now...

...as it did then.

He certainly has not aged well.

[sandensea]

39. Must be all those free radicals

And I don't mean his "very fine people".

[gilpo]

40. There's lots of real stuff to criticize cheetolini on... this is not a real quote

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/1998-trump-people-quote/

[sandensea]

41. He no doubt said it off the record.

It's just too bad nobody recorded it, à la Hollywood Access.

[BigmanPigman]

5. I taught 6 year olds for over ten years....

they were all more mature than he ever was at any age. He is an infantile jackass.

[sandensea]

8. I don't doubt it.

The rich really are different. They never grow up.

Well. With many exceptions.

[True Blue American]

47. You forgot Warren Buffett!:)

[orangecrush]

16. You're being to kind to him

Moreso than he deserves.

[orangecrush]

13. ...

[torius]

6. I've got lots of subpenises...

[sandensea]

18. *snort!*

My hope and wish, torius, is that our long-suffering First Lady reads that somehow.

[orangecrush]

25. ...

[OnDoutside]

7. I heard Trump drinks this...

[orangecrush]

14. ...

[smirkymonkey]

10. Could he possibly be any more immature?

This guy is actually the president of the United States. Unreal.

[orangecrush]

15. I was taken aback.

Trump thinks the Presidency is his to shit on at will.

[zentrum]

20. These are the kinds

...of things that can't be put back in the bottle even after he's gone.

The country experiences itself as low and totally without dignity now. Just an absurdity.

"Grab them by the pussy" seemed the limit to me---but the limit keeps going lower and lower.

[orangecrush]

24. Following the FSB program

Destroying every institution he can get his tiny hands on.

[libdem4life]

11. As I feared, it is becoming a meme. Please Congressman Schiff...

forgive us, for he hasn't a clue and doesn't "know shit from shinola". An Old saying from the 40's...still relevant.

[zentrum]

19. John should be

...on a MSNBC.

He's always spot on.

[orangecrush]

21. I agree

he is good!

[erlewyne]

22. Who was Jack Schitt?

Wasn't me ... it was Trump.

For years we have talked about Jack Schitt never dreaming he would be
our president. Donald Trump fits and now I have to google "who was
Jack Schitt, Try it, I may be rudely surprised, hut I think Jack Schitt
has to be Trump.

[AdamGG]

28. Jack Schitt summarizes Trump's knowledge level on any topic, except for being a con-man

[True Blue American]

48. We always went

Up Schitt creek without a paddle.

[NewJeffCT]

23. Yes, Nixon was vulgar in private

and LBJ was as well. However, they both kept it behind closed doors.

[orangecrush]

29. My point exactly

They respected the office.

Trump does not.

[central scrutinizer]

31. Up schitt creek without a rake

[James48]

35. +++

Ooooooo

[LuckyLib]

32. Fugelsang hits the bullseye again. We used to say, "Up shit creek in a chicken-wire canoe."

[oberliner]

33. The funny thing is that some people thought it was a typo

And that he might delete the tweet.

[iluvtennis]

34. And yet the majority in the M$M continue to normalize this shitshow.

[Honeycombe8]

38. No, they don't. They find this behavior as reprehensible as the normal public does.

But there are so many instances of Trump's shameful behavior that if they made a big deal out of it, it would be a daily thing, and there are more important things to cover, when it comes to Trump. Like his statements regarding the California wildfires.

But the Republicans are continuing their march of shame...shame that they don't come out against such vulgarity by a President of the United States.

[orangecrush]

52. +1

[Honeycombe8]

37. Once again, no Republicans step forward to decry this man's vulgarity.

It's outrageous to have a President who speaks like this. It shames the nation.

[orangecrush]

42. It is beyond anything

I have seen in my life.

[world wide wally]

44. Notice how he runs to his Senate for protections?

[Wounded Bear]

50. Pretty soon, Trump is gonna be up Schiff Creek...

[orangecrush]

51. Without a rake.