Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth

[Renew Deal]

Here’s one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her seafood, the woman spat out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking” sensation.

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall.
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/15/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth

[lpbk2713]

1. Pricking --- apt description.

[rfranklin]

2. Maybe she should have swallowed?

Just wondering.

[The Wielding Truth]

3. Well, I'm never eating squid again. Ewww.

[RebelOne]

9. Never ate it and now never will. n/t

[MineralMan]

4. And the doctor said, holding a syringe,

"You're going to feel a little prick..." I always hoped that wouldn't be the case.

[Doremus]

5. Seems rather incredible but if true

it's pretty cool that species has a way to ensure its own survival and that it comes at the expense of the species that killed it.

[Bake]

6. OK, no more calamari for me!!

GROSS!!!!

Bake

[HopeHoops]

7. Was she on a date with rMoney?

[Poll_Blind]

8. I posted about this a month ago. I like my title better, heh heh:

Elderly South Korean woman unexpectedly sodomized by her calamari dinner.

PB

[Monk06]

10. That's what you get for eating live squid with it's entrails. Live octopus is very popular in Korea

as well. At least the Japanese kill the fish before eating it raw. The Japanese also serve deep fried prawn head with the thorax sprinkled with sea salt. Looks frightening but is actually delicious.

[The Wielding Truth]

13. It was boiled. Now that's really creepy.

"Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall."
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[PD Turk]

11. So

It's not just human males that tell that old lie, turns out squids lie too

[kctim]

12. I owe my ex an apology