My polling place is next to a Kohl's

[Stinky The Clown]

There is a gassy strip between the two. The grass was worn down to dirt from people going to Kohl's, buying new clothes, and voting over and over and over.

PLEASE don't tell anyone, but I dressed as a coal miner, a MAGAt, an old black woman, an NRA member, a Kohl's cashier, and John Bolton. I saw Martin O'Malley, a rocket scientist, a singing group featured on LOGO, and, strange as it seemed, two Italian carabinieri in all their peacocky Italian finery.

May we continue to live in interesting times.

[GemDigger]

1. .

[rzemanfl]

2. I have to use resale shops to vote. n/t

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. My neighbor greets me at the door every Election Day.

If I tried the whole clothing switcheroo, I believe she would laugh her head off.

And she has a great laugh!

[Squinch]

4. Who even knew you could GET carabinieri suits at Kohls! That place is awesome!

Especially on election day!

I had to bring a suitcase to my polling place and change behind a beach towel, like you do at the beach.

[marble falls]

5. "Vote early, vote often", I always say! ...

I use a stencil and spray paint to achieve these effects.

[Rorey]

6. Much needed laugh

[Chellee]

7. Well, the really great thing about this...

is all they have to do is change hats with the guys behind them and all four them can vote again. You never recognize someone if they're wearing a different hat. Fact.

[oasis]

8. Trump was reluctant to admit that only Democrats are brilliant enough

to pull off such trickery.

[Wounded Bear]

9. Were the Village People there?

[lpbk2713]

10. I saw three Elvis impersonators.

Thank you very much.

[grantcart]

11. Well don't tell anyone but I make about $ 4,000 a weekend with my van next door to Safeway

and I produce high quality laminated IDs so that people can go in and buy cereal.

We got to do what we got to do.