The perfect gift for someone you hate: The "Trumpy Bear"

[DetlefK]

This is not parody. This is a real product you can buy.

https://gettrumpybear.com/

[In It to Win It]

1. ...or for anyone that didn't vote

[peekaloo]

2. I guess the Trump Chia Pet was a bust since it can't be watered.

[central scrutinizer]

8. DUZY!

[Zambero]

3. Nearly perfect

The only thing missing is an "I Love Putin" badge!

[Docreed2003]

4. Full disclosure

My life long best friend got me a Trumpy Bear for my birthday this year as a joke...that bear is now being passed around the family/extended family as the ultimate gag gift. Every time someone new get the bear, they have to sign the back of the "Certificate of Authenticity"

[radical noodle]

5. It's been advertised on TVLand

for at least a year. It's disgusting and no matter how much I hate someone I would not give a dime to the company that came up with this nonsense. I wonder if trump gets a cut of the profits?

[C_U_L8R]

6. As seen on TV...

Trumpy Bear comes with...
- Secret pouch for American Flag
- 130k in Monopoly Money
- Press his paw to say that Teddy Ruxpin has a Low IQ
- Broken Umbrella
- Plush Swastika
- Not waterproof and does not come with tax returns.
- Not for sale in California.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Is it as absorbent and soft as Charmin?

If not, forget about it.