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Pluvious

(4,315 posts) Mon Nov 5, 2018, 10:50 PM Nov 2018

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Jim Carrey goes for Ted DoucheBoy Cruz's jugular vein

How can Cruz even look into a mirror.

Must take goods regime of meds.

Link to tweet

Wow...sorry I rattled your chain, @TedCruz. I thought you would have more important things to do two days before an election — like sucking up to the guy who called your wife ugly and accused your dad of murder. But I get it! It’s hard to say no when Trump grabs ya by the pussy!

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Jim Carrey goes for Ted DoucheBoy Cruz's jugular vein (Original Post) Pluvious Nov 2018 OP

Good enough for Old Ted. Different Drummer Nov 2018 #1

K&R UTUSN Nov 2018 #2

When i saw Earth Girls Are Easy, I never expected that the cute alien would turn out to spooky3 Nov 2018 #3

Ouch! Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2018 #4

Boom. think4yourself Nov 2018 #5

Cruz dick fall off. keithbvadu2 Nov 2018 #6

True! lastlib Nov 2018 #11

Looks to me like jimmil Nov 2018 #12

Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa! Wawannabe Nov 2018 #14

Two rules that Rethugs can't seem to ever learn: Stonepounder Nov 2018 #7

What did the Zodiac Killer Cruz say to bring on this awesome rant? DesertRat Nov 2018 #8

This edbermac Nov 2018 #21

Thank you DesertRat Nov 2018 #24

That's lame even for Cruz. yardwork Nov 2018 #27

KABOOOOOOOOM!! SummerSnow Nov 2018 #9

Jim carrey's pro Beto art Demovictory9 Nov 2018 #10

Cool Wawannabe Nov 2018 #15

Bwaaaaaah malaise Nov 2018 #26

The jugular is an artery. But I get it. nt Xipe Totec Nov 2018 #13

Vein. Carotid is the artery. nt sorcrow Nov 2018 #18

Busted! Xipe Totec Nov 2018 #19

Thanks for the backup m8 Pluvious Nov 2018 #23

Wow! Tweet of the night! Rhiannon12866 Nov 2018 #16

And what's ironic about Carrey's statement is that it's the total truth, not a parody. iluvtennis Nov 2018 #17

Never been a fan of his acting or persona, but ashling Nov 2018 #20

Thank You Jim Carrey! duforsure Nov 2018 #22

Great point! lunatica Nov 2018 #28

LOL! lunatica Nov 2018 #25

Perfect reply. lark Nov 2018 #29

Different Drummer

(7,641 posts)

1. Good enough for Old Ted.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 10:53 PM

Nov 2018

Kudos to Carrey!

UTUSN

(70,725 posts)

2. K&R

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 10:55 PM

Nov 2018

spooky3

(34,467 posts)

3. When i saw Earth Girls Are Easy, I never expected that the cute alien would turn out to

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:05 PM

Nov 2018

be so talented at both painting and calling out immoral public officials. Thanks Jim Carrey!

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,163 posts)

4. Ouch!

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:06 PM

Nov 2018

Come on Ted

think4yourself

(838 posts)

5. Boom.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:21 PM

Nov 2018

And that is how you handle jagoffs like Cruz.

keithbvadu2

(36,879 posts)

6. Cruz dick fall off.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:28 PM

Nov 2018

Cruz dick fall off.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211311330

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lastlib

(23,271 posts)

11. True!

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:50 PM

Nov 2018

Yes, it's true.....

This man has no dick.

jimmil

(629 posts)

12. Looks to me like

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:55 PM

Nov 2018

He's trying to find some balls to lick.....

Wawannabe

(5,676 posts)

14. Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa!

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:58 PM

Nov 2018

Stonepounder

(4,033 posts)

7. Two rules that Rethugs can't seem to ever learn:

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:34 PM

Nov 2018

1. Never pick fights with folks who buy their ink by the barrel.
2. Never pick fights with folks who insult people for a living.

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)

8. What did the Zodiac Killer Cruz say to bring on this awesome rant?

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:42 PM

Nov 2018

edbermac

(15,943 posts)

21. This

Reply to DesertRat (Reply #8)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 01:31 AM

Nov 2018

Link to tweet

DesertRat

(27,995 posts)

24. Thank you

Reply to edbermac (Reply #21)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 11:14 AM

Nov 2018

Oh, he's such an @hole!

yardwork

(61,700 posts)

27. That's lame even for Cruz.

Reply to edbermac (Reply #21)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 11:18 AM

Nov 2018

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

9. KABOOOOOOOOM!!

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:43 PM

Nov 2018

Demovictory9

(32,470 posts)

10. Jim carrey's pro Beto art

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:45 PM

Nov 2018

Link to tweet

Wawannabe

(5,676 posts)

15. Cool

Reply to Demovictory9 (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 12:00 AM

Nov 2018

malaise

(269,157 posts)

26. Bwaaaaaah

Reply to Demovictory9 (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 11:17 AM

Nov 2018

Perfect

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

13. The jugular is an artery. But I get it. nt

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2018, 11:57 PM

Nov 2018

sorcrow

(421 posts)

18. Vein. Carotid is the artery. nt

Reply to Xipe Totec (Reply #13)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 12:25 AM

Nov 2018

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)

19. Busted!

Reply to sorcrow (Reply #18)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 12:27 AM

Nov 2018

Pluvious

(4,315 posts)

23. Thanks for the backup m8

Reply to sorcrow (Reply #18)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 01:55 AM

Nov 2018

It's not a word I find myself using all that often

Rotfl

Strange days indeed momma

Rhiannon12866

(205,847 posts)

16. Wow! Tweet of the night!

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 12:16 AM

Nov 2018

That's gotta hurt!

iluvtennis

(19,868 posts)

17. And what's ironic about Carrey's statement is that it's the total truth, not a parody.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 12:20 AM

Nov 2018

ashling

(25,771 posts)

20. Never been a fan of his acting or persona, but

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 12:50 AM

Nov 2018

bravo Mr. Carrey. I am warming up to him.

duforsure

(11,885 posts)

22. Thank You Jim Carrey!

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 01:43 AM

Nov 2018

cruz can't stand up for himself, how could anyone think he could stand up for them. Such a coward, and a liar too.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

28. Great point!

Reply to duforsure (Reply #22)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 11:20 AM

Nov 2018

His wife has to be feeling like she can’t trust him if she’s ever in danger. How could she feel otherwise?

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

25. LOL!

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 11:16 AM

Nov 2018

lark

(23,147 posts)

29. Perfect reply.

Reply to Pluvious (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2018, 11:58 AM

Nov 2018

Carrey so took him down to the ground!

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