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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Tue Oct 30, 2018, 12:01 AM Oct 2018

Welcome to the 12th Annual The Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil


As always, this Festivity is Dedicated to The Rotting and Desiccated
Corpse of the dirtiest of dirty GOPr ratfuckers, the Late H. Lee Atwater


The crack of Midnight yields another Halloween Eve, DEVIL'S NIGHT, my children. The time when creepy crawlies reap all kinds of mischief...

Welcome to the event that makes your pre-Halloween celebration the joyous occasion that it certainly is, you ghosts and goblins, you… It's time for The 12th Annual Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil! (Insert evil, echoing cackle here.)



In this second year of suffering under real life evils, these festivities have a special meaning for all of us. These circumstances have yielded quite a collection of evil actors too chose from, a veritable bumper crop of despicable Right Wing characters, delivered straight from Central Casting. A true collection of real life HORROR. (More evil, echoing cackling). Has there ever been a more horrifying collection of Scary Monsters hellbent on ruining everyone's lives before?

Why do I ask that question every year? They're always bad. But now, they seem so much worse. Much more worse.

As you know, the winner who will be chosen by all of you and will be announced at Midnight ET on Halloween, when the Rotting and Desiccated Corpse of the Late H. Lee Atwater will rise from his grave in South Carolina and hand out the award with his boney hands. That's tonight, of course.

Last year's winner, as you may remember, was the one and only The Donald J. "Cheetolini Shitgibbon" Trump, and the recipient of the Fourth Annual Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney Lifetime Achievement Award for Right Wing Evil was Bill "Rapey" O'Reilly. Let's give others a chance this year, shall we?

What am I saying? Trump infests this year's selection and he stands a huge chance of taking it again this year. We'll, see, shall we?

Tonight, before the tolling of the Witching Hour that will signal another glorious Halloween, we'll all place our votes for the people that you have nominated.



After what we've all had to endure this year, it may seem as if the outcome will be obvious, but we have so many horrid little evil creatures to choose from. Use your vote well. Also, I'd like to take this time to announce that we'll be awarding the Fifth Annual Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney Lifetime Achievement Award for Right Wing Evil to Steve "America's Most Racist Congressman" King. Seeing how the award is shaped, perhaps he'll use it on himself... But that's wishful thinking, of course.

Anyway, let's do this thing:

From your nominations, here is your collection of walking, talking Creature Features for your perusal. Your vote will determine who receives this year's auspicious award. You nominated some of these evil bastards earlier and I added the rest:


1. The Donald J. "Cheetolini Shitgibbon" Trump


2. Dick "Elmer Fudd" Cheney


3. Susan "Always A GOPr, No Matter What" Collins


4. Mitch "Yertle" McConnell


5. Sarah "Baghdad Betty" Huckabee-Sanders


6. Ted "The Ped" Nugent


7. Matt "Thinking About Underaged Girls" Manweller


8. Mike "Lying POS" DeWine


9. Tucker "Yep, He's A Nazi Now" Carlson


10. Brett "Rapey" Kavanaugh


Vote well, everyone, and ALWAYS remember...


8 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
The Donald J. "Cheetolini Shitgibbon" Trump
3 (38%)
Dick "Elmer Fudd" Cheney
0 (0%)
Susan "Always A GOPr, No Matter What" Collins[
0 (0%)
Mitch "Yertle" McConnell
5 (63%)
Sarah "Baghdad Betty" Huckabee-Sanders
0 (0%)
Ted "The Ped" Nugent
0 (0%)
Matt "Thinking About Underaged Girls" Manweller
0 (0%)
Mike "Lying POS" DeWine
0 (0%)
Tucker "Yep, He's A Nazi Now" Carlson
0 (0%)
Brett "Rapey" Kavanaugh
0 (0%)
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Welcome to the 12th Annual The Late H. Lee Atwater Award for Right Wing Evil (Original Post) MrScorpio Oct 2018 OP
Had to go with Dick Cheney. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2018 #1
Soooo many excellent choices...... alittlelark Oct 2018 #2
TRUMP IS THE ANTI CRIST trueblue2007 Oct 2018 #3
Nah. Satan would send much smarter to do the job. roamer65 Oct 2018 #4
The Turtle is the BEST! Laffy Kat Oct 2018 #5
It's a delight! It would be so heavenly to see Mitch returning to the sea. n/t Judi Lynn Oct 2018 #7
the only way to kill a snake is to cut off its head rampartc Oct 2018 #6
Morning Kick! MrScorpio Oct 2018 #8
Six more hours to go! Vote! MrScorpio Oct 2018 #9

OAITW r.2.0

(24,504 posts)
1. Had to go with Dick Cheney.
Tue Oct 30, 2018, 12:08 AM
Oct 2018

He led the way. 5 deferments, Haliburton CEO (trading with Iran), war-monger, liar (illegal war in Iraq), POTUS (sorry W), and he set the table for Donald Trump. No one else comes close. If we were still signatories on the International Criminal Court, Cheney would be Target #1.



roamer65

(36,745 posts)
4. Nah. Satan would send much smarter to do the job.
Tue Oct 30, 2018, 12:43 AM
Oct 2018

If Dump is the AntiChrist, I am severely disappointed.

rampartc

(5,407 posts)
6. the only way to kill a snake is to cut off its head
Tue Oct 30, 2018, 02:38 AM
Oct 2018

trump practices evil with reckless abandon and willful indifference to human life.

he may not be the antichrist, but consider how the christions have abandoned their weak and tenuous faith to worship the fanciful prosperity gospel of trump.

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