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Trump Says ‘They Probably Will Never’ Give Him The Nobel Peace Prize

Despite rhetoric that potentially drives supporters to send bombs in the mail, the president insists “they” just don’t want him to have one.

By Andy McDonald

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-nobel-peace-prize_us_5bd5e4ece4b0a8f17ef8d457

While speaking to the Future Farmers of America in Indianapolis Saturday, President Donald Trump praised the efforts of Dr. Norman Borlaug, a scientist who won the 1970 Nobel Peace Prize for his work in developing a high-yielding, disease-resistant wheat.

But the president couldn’t keep the focus on anyone else for too long, and naturally proceeded to put himself into the Nobel Prize conversation.

“They probably will never give it to me, even what I’m doing in Korea and Idlib province and all of these places,” Trump said. “They probably will never give it to me. You know why? Because they don’t want to.”

Yeah. Yeah, that’s probably the reason.


Video at link.

[Pope George Ringo II]

1. Nor chemistry. Nor physics. Nor economics. Nor...

We need a Nobel Booby Prize so they can give him something.

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5. Video from the Nobel Committee turning down cheetolini's self nomination ...

[ProudLib72]

2. Don't worry Rump! Satan's preparing your special "OhHell" prize which you will be receiving shortly

It's shaped like a cactus. Do you want to know where you will be "receiving" it?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. it's probably true that they don't want to give it to him.

But there are a bazillion good reasons why they don't want to give it to him.

[SCantiGOP]

4. He is still waiting for one of those

McArthur Genius Grants. They come with more $$$ than the Nobel. Being a stable genius should make him a shoe-in.

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7. His being a stable genius means a horse is much more likely to get a Nobel Prize.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Does the Nobel Committee have a participation prize?

[marble falls]

9. Yeah but you really have to participate.

[sheshe2]

8. Bajaysus. I wonder why.

[DesertRat]

24. OMG, that gif

[sheshe2]

27. ;)

[Yonnie3]

10. That folder is overflowing,

as well as the "You Can't Make This Shit Up" folder.

I am so tired of this hateful, pitiful excuse for a human. My fatigue settled in over a year ago when this asshole said "I think there is blame on both sides," after his people came to my town and killed my friend's grand daughter. All that has happened since and his concern is for recognition e.g. the Nobel prize. I can't say what I'd like to say so I'll leave it at and

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11. I'll say it for you: Fuck him and the stable genius he thinks he is.

[Yonnie3]

12. No, that is much milder than what I was thinking of saying.

It would be illegal, so I didn't say it.

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14. I did the best I could!

[Yonnie3]

16. Yes, you did very well. :) nt

[2naSalit]

26. Bravo to both of you! ...nt

[NotASurfer]

13. Ig Nobel Prize, maybe n/t

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15. I bet they wouldn't touch him with a ten foot Pole or give him a rubber Czech ...

Don't worry, I'm at a Finnish.

[Totally Tunsie]

17. Well, there are always the Darwin Awards.

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

He most certainly meets the criteria!

[link:https://darwinawards.com/darwin/|

[Wounded Bear]

22. Too late, he already procreated...

[smirkymonkey]

18. Why on earth would they?

This just goes to show how delusional and insane he is. A Nobel Peace Prize for Donald Trump?

God, what an idiot!

[Takket]

19. he's literally accomplished nothing in NK

[Wounded Bear]

20. Trump just wants the cool mill that goes with the prize...

Many academics turn their prizes back into their research, and/or invest in their schools and such.

Trump will just blow it on Big Macs and Diet Cokes.

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21. And non disclosured payoffs.

[Buns_of_Fire]

23. The Nobel Committee doesn't handle "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" award. nt

[Totally Tunsie]

25. Massengill couldn't handle The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

[ck4829]

28. He only wants one to show up Obama

He only cares about it because Obama got one.

[dalton99a]

29. "Very Unfair. Nobody likes peace more than Donald Trump, I'll tell you"