selfish bastard. Who does this? Just drops the umbrella while opened for someone else to deal with

[Demovictory9]

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[PoindexterOglethorpe]

1. Someone who has never ever had to pick up after himself.

[TheBlackAdder]

22. He's too ham handed to push in that metal locking tab. It probably hurts his tiny fingers.

[C_U_L8R]

2. You should see his bathroom

[thbobby]

10. I've seen tp from his bathroom stuck to his shoe.

[lapfog_1]

3. over-sized to cover his fat butt?

maybe hard for him to close with his tiny hands.

[PatSeg]

11. Yet

not big enough to include his wife when its raining.

[PCIntern]

4. Tough guy can't get a little wet...

note that everyone else was bareheaded and just fine. Probably misting only.

Wuss.

[PatSeg]

8. Well

They didn't have to deal with the heavily shellacked hair style. If that hair gets wet, it would be a nightmare.

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. The Hair, must protect The Hair.

[violetpastille]

5. If only.

If only that were all.

He doesn't know how to read.
He doesn't know how to listen.
He doesn't know how to care.

And on..

[Docreed2003]

6. He's clueless

He's clueless as to manners, he's clueless how to take care of himself, hell hes obviously clueless how to close a damn umbrella....he's a clueless, narcissistic prick

[magicarpet]

7. Who wipes the Kings ass after he goes poo ?

Does he have a bum-bum freshening servant or gentleman's posterior end butler when he has a movement ?

[Totally Tunsie]

14. Probably has a gold-plated bidet for his fat ass.

[Kingofalldems]

9. Kick for the conservative thinks tanks lurking here.

[Totally Tunsie]

12. Would have loved to see him trying to fit the open umbrella through the door.

You KNOW he's tried to do that at sometime.

Dogs are smarter:

[Demovictory9]

17. lol. "I'm not leaving this precious stick behind", "this stick is so wonderful I must take it home"

[DownFromTheMountain]

13. That's just perfect isn't it?

Look at how the umbrella sort of blows around aimlessly..perfect haiku moment.

[Kingofalldems]

15. He's used to 'the help' cleaning up after his lazy ass.

[Hekate]

16. Is this new behavior? I wonder how much is dementia and how much is having been born an *hole.nt

[madinmaryland]

18. I'd say most of it is that he just a fucking asshole.

[smirkymonkey]

21. Yep. That pretty much explains all his behavior.

Such a dick!

[luvallpeeps]

19. maybe payback for the toilet paper on the shoe incident?

Nah, this is probably par for the course with him. I also remember W. wiping his glasses on someone's sweater, and wiping his hands on Bill Clinton's shoulder after he shook someone's hand. Recall it?

[Kingofalldems]

23. Kick this one.