Sarah Huckabee, I'm so glad to hear President isn't responsible for sending suspicious packages
Because the man tweets like a crazy person, sucks up to dictators like Kim Jung Un like a crazy person, rambles in public like a guy who is late taking his meds, and has Hannity and Kanye West in his ears.
This was important reassurance. I could totally picture him asking Kelly Ann to bring him scissors (the ones made for small hands with no sharp ends) and tape and wrapping paper, and getting whoever replaced Cohen as Fixer to make up the devices, and mailing them from Mar-A-Lago during one of his weekly golfing trips.
I bet Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougall are glad it isn’t him, either. And Melania. Other enemies are safe behind bars, like the Great Guy that he actually barely knew Manafort and the Great Guy Michael Flynn and a bunch of other people that used to work for him. They’re are a lot of his friends safe behind bars right now. They might all start going of their own free will, if they thought he had gotten in the business of bomb-making. It will be so much more satisfying if Mueller actually sends them there.
