I wonder if NASA should send a probe to that planet where right wingers make their home

[MrScorpio]

A scientific exploration might provide some answers about where they're coming from.

[Webster Green]

1. The atmosphere is too dense to penetrate. n/t

[JHB]

2. We already know where they're coming from. Pulled out of asses.

NASA's the wrong agency. Proctology is somewhere in NIH's bailiwick.

Now, for a less depressing visual, I give you:

[1StrongBlackMan]

3. No need ...

we already have that tool ... it's called an "Anal Probe."

[Liberal Veteran]

4. I'm fairly certain rightwingers don't approve of probing there.

[SirRevolutionary]

5. The Death Star is not a planet

it only looks like one from a distance.

[janlyn]

6. no signs

Well I am sure NASA is not going to waste taxpayer's dollars going to a planet we KNOW has no intelligent life!!! HAHA!!

[patrice]

7. Planet? Really? Not sure whether you're kidding about that or not.

Fits some things I have heard around Tea Partyers and why, I guess, they have such an affinity for Mormons.

[Ezlivin]

8. Just look in basements across America

You'll find those fearless keyboard warriors sitting there.

[RoccoR5955]

9. Forget the planet

Send them directly into the sun. This way they can, "See the light," before it's lights out.
Personally, I would prefer to see them composted. The Earth recycles everything.

[HopeHoops]

10. That would be an ANAL PROBE!