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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Fri Oct 19, 2018, 03:41 PM Oct 2018

If I had one magical power...

I'd create a mirror universe just for RWNJs/bible thumpers/gun humpers/incels/liberal haters/he-men/über-patriots/cop-lovers/milk-chuggers/khaki-fetishists/ditto-heads/flat-Earthers/climate change deniers/ and all their politicians and people who support them, so that way they could live in peace without any of us liberals, rowdy free wimmens, non-Xtians, non-straights and non-whites mucking up their precious existence.

They'd be free to employ all of their social and economic ideas on each other without any of that pesky liberalism that they always complain about.

They'd be free to abolish abortion, eliminate Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and the ACA.

Taxes? Who needs 'em?

All of their news stations would be Fox News and Rush and Sean will fill their radio waves.

No more #MeToo and BLM in their little world.

Marriage for them would be free to be the thing it's always meant for them, a way for them to control women's bodies, to make them no more than servants, sex-objects and baby-making machines. That is, only of these women would go in for that sort of thing.

No more George Soros or Dreamers. No more Nancy Pelosi, Obama or Hillary in their world. No Democrats whatsoever.

No liberal professors or climate scientists warning everyone about Global Climate Change.

No gun control advocates and everyone gets to vote under prevailing Voter ID laws... Whichever ones they want.

I'm sure that it would be so easy for them to exclude all the furriners that set them at unease... Pretty much because no thinking one would ever want to go to such a place

They could wave all their favorite non-Stars and Stripes flags and they would never have to worry about anyone taking a knee to the National Anthem, as it's played at the top of every single hour of every single day. Twice on Sundays.

Men, white men, old white men or anyone else who believes that they're marginalized by wimmens and minorities would be free from marginalization. Their wimmens would all know their places and oblige without any of those pesky feminisms to deal with.

All of that, simply because every single person, program, idea or inconvenient truth that we liberals feel that we need to bring up will not be in their world.

And presiding over this paradise of theirs would be their Gawd-Emperor and President-For-Life, the Donald and his clan.

And if I were to do that, for once, they'll be oh-so happy, right? RIGHT?

Yep, if I could, I would do them all that huge favor. All because I'm a really nice guy. Yes, I am.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2018/10/19/candace-owens-found-her-place-conservative-politics-age-donald-trump-alongside-kanye/1521771002/

(I'm pretty much convinced that these motherfuckers are the most miserable SOBs on the planet. And their one goal in life is to make everyone who has ever existed just as fucking miserable as they are.)

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If I had one magical power... (Original Post) MrScorpio Oct 2018 OP
Please do it!!! It's what they want!!! RKP5637 Oct 2018 #1
But we'd get to watch, right? Solly Mack Oct 2018 #2
Oh, yeah... MrScorpio Oct 2018 #3
The Rs can live in the other dimension from The Mist ProudLib72 Oct 2018 #4
Off to The Greatest, MrScorpio Hekate Oct 2018 #5
I'd just like the power Revanchist Oct 2018 #6
I think USA needs a spell checker on staff mercuryblues Oct 2018 #7
I would want to go back in time sarah FAILIN Oct 2018 #8

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
4. The Rs can live in the other dimension from The Mist
Fri Oct 19, 2018, 04:21 PM
Oct 2018

They'll love it! Lots of monsters, just like them. Some monsters are huge, and Rs would need something larger than an elephant gun to take them down.

Revanchist

(1,375 posts)
6. I'd just like the power
Fri Oct 19, 2018, 05:11 PM
Oct 2018

To prevent people from lying once they decide to run for political office. That would make the debates interesting.

mercuryblues

(14,537 posts)
7. I think USA needs a spell checker on staff
Fri Oct 19, 2018, 05:20 PM
Oct 2018

you don't spell dumb as a rock as "m-o-s-t c-o-m-p-l-I-c-a-t-e-d"

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