I have completed my own probe into seeing if I took cookies from the cookie jar

[ck4829]

And the results of my probe: I did not take cookies from the cookie jar.

Maybe George Soros did it.

[TeamPooka]

1. In reality it was the Koch Brothers.

[Solly Mack]

2. In my investigation I found that the cookie jar does not exist.

[grantcart]

3. So how did the cookies you did not consume taste?

[ck4829]

4. Delicious. Allegedly.

[badhair77]

5. Trump looks like he may have taken the cookies.

I’d move it so only you know where it is.

[highplainsdem]

6. That sounds like my investigation into the raid on the Halloween candy that was supposed

to go unopened until the 31st.

I'm innocent.

But Trump looks like he's been raiding everyone's Halloween candy. Especially the candy corn.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. ROFL! "Especially the candy corn".

[JimGinPA]

7. I'm Sure Someone Took Your Cookies - You Were Probably Confused As To Who It Was

Anther case of "guilty until proven innocent" I guess.

[thinkingagain]

8. Ok I am positive it ''twas not I" because

It was not on my calendar.

[royable]

9. Those cookies are confused as to who ate them.

The cookies might have been eaten; they might not have been eaten. What do you want to know for, anyway? People say they've been eaten, but we don't really know. We're still looking into it. When I find something out, I'll let you know. People say, it could have been done by rogue cookie-eaters. Sometimes good people eat bad cookies. Those were probably really bad cookies. They were the worst cookies. Those cookies snuck across the border to kill us all. I've conducted a thorough investigation that shows I didn't eat the cookies. Let me tell you, I have an idea who did. I have the best ideas. My big brain comes up with all sorts of great ideas. It's probably those democrats, led by Hillary. She paid Pocohantas to eat the cookies, people say. I think I'll tell you who ate the cookies tomorrow at my big rally. I don't know yet. You'll have to wait and see if I will or not. I don't like cookies, anyway, believe me. I like ice cream, two scoops.

[kwassa]

13. You are a very stable cookie genius.

Nobody has ever seen anything like it.

[Stuart G]

10. Were they chocolate chip? or sand witch cookies? maybe ..animal crackers?..

we got to know...what kind????

[ck4829]

12. Well they were most definitely not chocolate chip, you have no proof they were