Saw a great bumper sticker:

[HeiressofBickworth]

I love my country....
but I think we should start seeing other people

[zipplewrath]

1. But as friends

Let's be friends.
The worst words anyone hears during a break up.
A friend of mine used to say "friends I have, it's sex partners I need".
I like the underlying idea behind the bumper sticker.

[SCantiGOP]

2. Vote Like Your Rights Depend On It

Only sticker on my car.
Came with this year’s ACLU membership.

[Garrett78]

3. I find myself wishing we would just go our separate ways and have Blue America and Red America.

The logistics are an absolute nightmare, though. And it wouldn't be long before Red America is begging to reunite.

[marlakay]

7. What always gets me

Is the blue cities pay most of the taxes and yet have the least say how its spent these days.

I find I am getting more cynical every time I see a clip of Trump.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. It's not me, it's you.

[ProudLib72]

5. Our country is in an open relationship

It's been seeing some really sketchy countries lately, and it might have caught an orange STD from one of them.

[EndGOPPropaganda]

6. Oh come on. If USA slides into autocracy, no where in world is safe

we gotta fight here. If American oligarchs succeed in buying and destroying our government, no other country is going to be ok.

It's here. And now. Vote! Canvass.