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Initech

(100,102 posts)
Wed Oct 17, 2018, 02:18 PM Oct 2018

Kat Kerr Commands an Army of 33 Billion Angels

During her recent appearance at Gateway on Mt. Zion Church in Golden, Colorado, self-proclaimed “prophetess” and “weather warrior” Kat Kerr declared that she commands an army of 33 billion angels who are so powerful that they have caused ISIS fighters to drop their weapons and flee.

“Even when the ISIS were everywhere, my favorite thing to do is I would command my hosts to go and pull down the strongholds of Satan commanding the ISIS and fear would fall on them,” Kerr said. “They began to find weapons abandoned in the desert in the Mideast. They didn’t know what happened. The ISIS would drop their weapons and run because my hosts went there, they pulled down all the demonic [powers] controlling them … They pulled down the strongholds. Those ISIS had no power from Satan because they couldn’t hear, there were removed. Fear and confusion falls on them.”

Kerr went on to claim that, prior to the 2016 presidential election, she had traveled to Washington, D.C., and posted heavenly “sentinels” up and down Pennsylvania Avenue to protect President Trump.

“I saw them visibly being posted there,” Kerr said.

Kerr went on to claim that when Christians learn to take proper authority over heavenly hosts, they are rewarded with an ever-increasing army of angels to command.

“I’ve been doing it probably around five years or so,” she said. “I have 33 billion that I send everywhere, all the time.”

Kerr claimed that she has sent her angel army out all over America to influence elected officials and laws at every level, and dispatched angels “throughout the midterm elections, into every voting booth to speak to the people in the voting booth, to vote for life, freedom, and justice.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/kat-kerr-commands-an-army-of-33-billion-angels/



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Kat Kerr Commands an Army of 33 Billion Angels (Original Post) Initech Oct 2018 OP
Where is the nearest mental hospital? Looks like another person needs help here! NT SWBTATTReg Oct 2018 #1
Ben Carson has her on speed dial Blue Owl Oct 2018 #2
This is so fucked up, no words. n/t RKP5637 Oct 2018 #3
Someone should do a South Park style: Initech Oct 2018 #8
Yep!!! n/t RKP5637 Oct 2018 #17
eh qazplm135 Oct 2018 #4
I just command 666 angels. It's much more metal that way. Initech Oct 2018 #9
Sooo... there are around 7 billion people present today lapfog_1 Oct 2018 #5
she knows a guy onethatcares Oct 2018 #7
well, technically OriginalGeek Oct 2018 #10
They just make shit up. Initech Oct 2018 #11
I have fun with math and logic. lapfog_1 Oct 2018 #12
True, it is fun to poke holes in their arguments! Initech Oct 2018 #13
Angel are a different species. Cuthbert Allgood Oct 2018 #15
Focus on Stopping Hurricanes erpowers Oct 2018 #6
She sounds profoundly mentaly ill. Really. nt Hekate Oct 2018 #14
What a lunatic! Turin_C3PO Oct 2018 #16

Initech

(100,102 posts)
8. Someone should do a South Park style:
Wed Oct 17, 2018, 02:45 PM
Oct 2018

"THIS IS WHAT RIGHT WING FUNDAMENTALISTS BELIEVE IN" type of video.

lapfog_1

(29,223 posts)
5. Sooo... there are around 7 billion people present today
Wed Oct 17, 2018, 02:28 PM
Oct 2018

and according the teachings of people like this crazy person... the earth is only 4,000 years old, right?

assuming a new generation occurs every 20 years... and working backwards...

There are at best 4,000,000,000 dead people (we started at 2 and more than doubled every 20 years for 200 generations) available to "win their wings every time a bell rings".

even if everyone alive today died and became an angel ( we won't even talk about those unsaved souls, etc - we will be more Mormon about things )... the total available number of angels is only 11,000,000,000.

So... where did the other 29,000,000,000 or 22,000,000,000 angels come from?

onethatcares

(16,185 posts)
7. she knows a guy
Wed Oct 17, 2018, 02:39 PM
Oct 2018

pulled that number from her ass and her next trick is to ask for a gofundme so she can feed and clothe them.

Someones' grandmother will cough up her social security check in order to do so.

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
10. well, technically
Wed Oct 17, 2018, 02:50 PM
Oct 2018

there were angels before people came along but I have no idea how many. Lucifer was one before he came down to get a TV show.

Cuthbert Allgood

(4,965 posts)
15. Angel are a different species.
Wed Oct 17, 2018, 03:18 PM
Oct 2018

For the record: it's all mythology.

BUT, people that go to heaven don't become angels. They become people in heaven. Saints if you are Catholic. They DO NOT become angels. God created angels first. Then humans.

erpowers

(9,350 posts)
6. Focus on Stopping Hurricanes
Wed Oct 17, 2018, 02:37 PM
Oct 2018

I really wish she would focus her efforts on stopping hurricanes. That would be much more helpful.

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