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renate

(13,776 posts)
Mon Oct 15, 2018, 11:33 AM Oct 2018

Here's a Video of Beto O'Rourke Petting a Bunny to Brighten Your Day

Enthusiastic normcore Senate Zaddy Beto O'Rourke heard you were having a meh day and he's here to help with a new video of him petting a bunny. That's all, just 21 seconds of him gently and lovingly stroking a bunny's fur like some sort of beautiful emotions porn you custom ordered from a catalog called "Heart Tingles."

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1050044414771519488

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Here's my question about Beto O'Rourke: why does he look so perfect doing even the most simple things? Is it because the bar is so low? Is it because his sleeves are rolled so high? It's a mystery. I'm just saying, if I saw Ted Cruz petting a bunny I'd call the police. "Hello, The Authorities? I've just seen a hare-raising sight."

But Beto! Beto has a different air about him. Beto's like your energetic, young math teacher who got you very hot and bothered about fractions. Or your new primary care physician who never makes you feel silly for scheduling an appointment about a weird dream you had that you fear might be prophetic. The kind of doctor who seems genuinely concerned when you tell him about the search of your symptoms you did on WebMD and the segment you saw on Dr. Oz that convinced you that you have the Black Plague. "Oh, that sounds awful!" he says. "I'm so glad you came to me to talk about this."

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Oh, Beto, on behalf of myself and all the adorable rabbits of the world, I want to thank you for brightening my day and invite you back to smile in my general direction while patting me on the head any time.

https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a23707600/heres-a-video-of-beto-orourke-petting-a-bunny/

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Here's a Video of Beto O'Rourke Petting a Bunny to Brighten Your Day (Original Post) renate Oct 2018 OP
Best thing ever. Except for this. Autumn Oct 2018 #1
aw yiss.... renate Oct 2018 #3
Ted Cruz. Porcine flatulence. Autumn Oct 2018 #6
And this is also the best. Autumn Oct 2018 #2
ARE YOU EVEN KIDDING ME? renate Oct 2018 #4
My Niece has been working on his campaign. She posts everything about him. Autumn Oct 2018 #5
I was going to volunteer this month TexasBushwhacker Oct 2018 #8
Be sure to get one as soon as you feel better. Autumn Oct 2018 #9
I will. I usually do. TexasBushwhacker Oct 2018 #10
I got my pneumonia shot this year and it kicked my ass for 5 days. Autumn Oct 2018 #11
Super cute, but bunnies hate being held like that TexasBushwhacker Oct 2018 #7
This message was self-deleted by its author Autumn Oct 2018 #12

renate

(13,776 posts)
3. aw yiss....
Mon Oct 15, 2018, 11:49 AM
Oct 2018

Compare and contrast this guy with Ted Cruz, the human embodiment of a shiver of repulsion.

Obama may someday have some competition for Coolest President of the United States Ever.

Autumn

(45,107 posts)
5. My Niece has been working on his campaign. She posts everything about him.
Mon Oct 15, 2018, 12:00 PM
Oct 2018

He will be the coolest President ever.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,202 posts)
10. I will. I usually do.
Mon Oct 15, 2018, 12:15 PM
Oct 2018

Just waited too long this year. I don't really know if its the flu or a bad cold, but its had me in bed for a week!

TexasBushwhacker

(20,202 posts)
7. Super cute, but bunnies hate being held like that
Mon Oct 15, 2018, 12:05 PM
Oct 2018

Bunny mom should be cradling its whole body, not leaving its legs dangling like that. Beto seems like he just can't get enough of the softness. So cute.

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