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Enthusiastic normcore Senate Zaddy Beto O'Rourke heard you were having a meh day and he's here to help with a new video of him petting a bunny. That's all, just 21 seconds of him gently and lovingly stroking a bunny's fur like some sort of beautiful emotions porn you custom ordered from a catalog called "Heart Tingles."
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1050044414771519488
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Here's my question about Beto O'Rourke: why does he look so perfect doing even the most simple things? Is it because the bar is so low? Is it because his sleeves are rolled so high? It's a mystery. I'm just saying, if I saw Ted Cruz petting a bunny I'd call the police. "Hello, The Authorities? I've just seen a hare-raising sight."
But Beto! Beto has a different air about him. Beto's like your energetic, young math teacher who got you very hot and bothered about fractions. Or your new primary care physician who never makes you feel silly for scheduling an appointment about a weird dream you had that you fear might be prophetic. The kind of doctor who seems genuinely concerned when you tell him about the search of your symptoms you did on WebMD and the segment you saw on Dr. Oz that convinced you that you have the Black Plague. "Oh, that sounds awful!" he says. "I'm so glad you came to me to talk about this."
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Oh, Beto, on behalf of myself and all the adorable rabbits of the world, I want to thank you for brightening my day and invite you back to smile in my general direction while patting me on the head any time.
https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a23707600/heres-a-video-of-beto-orourke-petting-a-bunny/
Autumn
(45,107 posts)Compare and contrast this guy with Ted Cruz, the human embodiment of a shiver of repulsion.
Obama may someday have some competition for Coolest President of the United States Ever.
Autumn
(45,107 posts)Autumn
(45,107 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)That "whoosh" sound he makes as he goes by... be still, my heart.
Autumn
(45,107 posts)He will be the coolest President ever.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,202 posts)and then got the flu! Didn't get my flu shot when I should have!
Autumn
(45,107 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,202 posts)Just waited too long this year. I don't really know if its the flu or a bad cold, but its had me in bed for a week!
Autumn
(45,107 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,202 posts)Bunny mom should be cradling its whole body, not leaving its legs dangling like that. Beto seems like he just can't get enough of the softness. So cute.
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