list all the excuses donnie will make not to pay $1 million to the charity of warren's choice

[unblock]

so far, he's only denied saying it. but i'd bet donnie tries at least three more excuses before the week is out.

i'll start the list:

- i didn't say it.

- i said "indian", not "native america", see? "indian, as in from india. she's not indian.

- it was a limited time offer, and time has expired.

- the offer may have actually been made by rogue donors. i'll be on my golf course looking for them.

[Achilleaze]

1. "Takes a lot of energy to keep making up these lies." - Dirty Donny* (R)

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[Maeve]

2. It was a joke, I never meant it

[Funtatlaguy]

6. This or create a bigger outrage for the media to chase.

[Freethinker65]

3. He will counter offer with an equally stupid double or nothing challenge

Or he will offer to pay up after his tax audit is complete (just like his pledge to release his taxes to the public).

[Bradshaw3]

4. So Obama and Warren have to "prove" something to the shitheel

It's made into big stories by the press and Brown even ran ads against her in their Senate race over her supposed false claim - MEANWHILE - shitheel gets to lie multiple times a day and it's a non-story, gets to renege on his offer of a payment, gets to shrug his shoulders at both claims being false and ... so it goes in our fair and balanced coverage of that piece of shit.

[Johonny]

5. He can't ask Putin for the money at this point in time, but he'd love to pay...

[gopiscrap]

7. It's fake science, I never said I would pay in US Currency

not a high enough percentage of Native American ancestry, I never said that, fake news, Hillary said it, Obama said it.

[Eugene]

8. "I was speaking hypothetically. It wasn't an actual offer."

[Ms. Toad]

11. That one is actually true. n/t

[NCjack]

9. #45: "Wagering with Indians is not legal, because they are Indian givers

and never pay their debts. Therefore, I don't owe her even 1 wooden nickel -- ha, ha -- the joke is on her, especially if she has already spent some of those nickels with the expectation of collecting anything from me."

[Totally Tunsie]

10. "My checkbook is in my other suit."

"You'll have to wait until I'm out of office. I'm too busy right now destroying the world."

"My attorneys have advised me not to make payments to women."

"Melania said 'No'."

[Sneederbunk]

12. I don't pay. Just ask anyone in Atlantic City.

[ksoze]

13. "I meant Indian, you know like Ravi Shankar"

[davsand]

14. If he doesn't pay his creditors WHY would you expect him to pay off his bets?

Seriously. This asshole doesn't ever pay what he owes. It isn't like that's gonna change anytime soon.




Laura

[MiniMe]

16. First excuse is already shot down since I saw him on tape saying that

[rusty fender]

17. "The percentage of NA DNA isn't large enough."

That’s already what his minions are saying on Twitter. It doesn’t matter what the % is, you asshole Trumpistas

Warren never claimed to have a specific amount of NA DNA, just that she had a NA ancestor!

[unblock]

18. and yet "one drop" is enough to make someone black....

personally, i think he'll keep calling her "pocahantas".

it used to be part of a fake claim that she lied, now it will be just a claim that she's "other".

i mean, we only want pure aryans, right?

[LanternWaste]

19. I've read two on DU.

Extrapolating from that, and realizing this is only day one, I'm guessing there will be seventeen excuses pretending his sentiment was anything other than what it was.