Trump: "We're going to Iowa tonight. We're going to make a big announcement. Big, big announcement."

[Miles Archer]

Just now during the press conference for the Haley resignation.

A big announcement.

A big, big one.

[obamanut2012]

1. Sessions out, Graham in, Haley as SC Senator

[Cuthbert Allgood]

5. Seems about right.

Or he's going to do something stupid to detract from Haley quitting, but I suspect she quit for a different position. Who is he going to send to the UN, though? Bet it's a complete ass clown.

[libdem4life]

11. Sources say: Ivanka

[sunonmars]

18. That would be a bridge too far...

[Cuthbert Allgood]

19. I just threw up in my mouth a little. n/t

[NastyRiffraff]

15. Kanye West at the WH today

Coincidence?

[bdamomma]

31. what

Mr turtle McConnell won't be to happy

[Adrahil]

12. hmmmm... you could be on to something...

Would they do this close to Graham's public blow job of Trump? Are they THAT transparent now?

[2naSalit]

2. Oh boy...

I wonder what it is now.

[Cartoonist]

3. No more elections

Trump will appoint all government positions with the consent of the Senate.

[lagomorph777]

7. Why bother with the Senate? He owns SCROTUS now.

Thanks for your service, Mitchie.

[Cartoonist]

9. Implied

Said as window dressing

[PA Democrat]

4. Something about ethanol?

[zipplewrath]

6. Biofuels

I suspect it's something about biofuels. That'd be important news in Iowa.

[WeekiWater]

8. He only has his base left. He is a cornered snake.

Trump has no impulse control and makes statements based on what he feels certain people want to hear.


Right now statements like this from him get my hair standing on end. I can truly see him getting behind a podium and saying "we are officially withdrawing from the UN." The reality of the situation and his power to do so matter very little. It would generate more division at home and across the globe.

[Baitball Blogger]

28. And he tends to shit on his base too.

I wonder how many Alabamians were perturbed about his disparaging comments about southern accents.

[MontanaMama]

10. Wouldn't it be funny if...

Haley ended up being attorney general? Lindsey Graham will lose his mind!

[dalton99a]

13. Idiot. It's not "big, big." It's "big, big, big, big. Very, very big"

Say it right

[TheBlackAdder]

17. While Trump appears similar to Osama bin Laden, they aren't quite similar.

.

OBL's micro-penis doesn't look like a miniature Toady.



.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. He's gotta start doing Hail Mary's. Soon, he'll announce the end of Roe v. Wade.

[trof]

16. Oh gee. I'm on tenterhooks. The suspense is killing me.

a hook used to fasten cloth on a drying frame or tenter.

[Buckeyeblue]

20. I see an infomercial coming

He doesn't make announcements. He self serves. Graham will not give up his sure thing Senate seat to work directly for 45. He is not that stupid.

I do think the big announcement is that Sessions will be "promote" to UN ambassador.

Then he gets a new AG without having to fire anyone.

[Vinca]

21. Sorry, Don. We're only interested in big, big, big, big, big announcements.

[HipChick]

23. He sounds like such a friggin kid..

[hatrack]

22. Expanding E15 Use . . .

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. He's resigning to spend more time with Ivanka.

His terminal hemorrhoids have gone into remission.
He's opening a KFC franchise.
He's gay.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

25. His pre-announced "big annoucements" are never that big.

The last time he did that before one of his little pep rallies was in West Virginia, where the "big announcement" turned out to be an endorsement from the Governor of West Virginia, who was a Republican, then very briefly a Democrat, and then switched back to being a Republican again.

Big whoop.

Actual "big announcements" from him come out of the blue, like a lightning bolt on a sunny day.

[Funtatlaguy]

26. He and Ivanka are expecting. He will be both father and grandfather of the 👶.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

27. Maybe he's quitting to spend more time with his family.

Especially Ivanka. He'll sign one last EO making a father's sexual love with his daughter legal, and he's out the door and back to his gilded penthouse in NYC.

[pbmus]

29. Ethanol is the fuel of the future...because farmers can sell wet corn to ethanol production

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[stopbush]

30. Wow. Three bigs. That's one more big than usual. A 50% increase in overused adjectives.

Must be something really insignificant.

[Hugin]

32. Tangerine Idi Amin is resigning to spend hard time with family in the big house?

No?

Aww...

Then it's not big news.

[bdamomma]

33. he just loves

to manipulate the news cycle doesn't he? Jerk.

or more lies about smearing Democrats.

[thbobby]

34. Just trumpian high powered bullshit

[Initech]

35. Oh what, President Moron and the drunk frat boy brigade ran out of beer?

[spanone]

36. trying to get his fox ratings up?

[TNLib]

37. My guess is it's something

crazy, nonsensical and irrelevant

[EricMaundry]

38. It is an attempt to get more people to his rally tonight

The ticket push must be lagging.

[Dalai_1]

39. He is lifting ethanol restrictions n/t