I'm thinking MConnell, Graham, et al are trying to get even for all the times they were

[Floyd R. Turbo]

pantsed, chosen last for dodge ball, and went to their prom with a cousin!

[NBachers]

1. Every damn one of them needs a swirly.

[peekaloo]

2. I think McConnell longs for the day when a person of his stature

could rest up on the porch while watching his slaves toil in the field. Oh how that Southern pride would well up in his Dixie whistling heart every time they called him "Massuh". Meanwhile the women folk were merely there for his pleasure and waiting on him hand and foot.

I hope whatever does him in is painful.

[lapfog_1]

3. I was always chosen like next to last in dodge ball

which was stupid because I was one of the best "dodgers" on the team... and often won the contest or forced a tie (time would expire and I was still standing).

but yeah, those guys were never the "cool kids" in junior high or grade school... probably not high school either.

[Turbineguy]

4. Bagged and Radished.

[Initech]

5. The underlying irony in all of this?

They appointed Kavanaugh whether we wanted it or not the same fucking week that Bill Cosby was sentenced for his sexual assault crimes. So apparently that means that boofing and 4F-ing are now ok by their standards.