McConnell: In my experience, sexual assault cannot have happened unless the cloaca is involved.

[Norbert]

Humans do not have a cloaca.

Dumbass

[Hugin]

1. Turtles do.

He's only talking from experience.

[Akacia]

2. What the hell is he even saying? nt.

[SummerSnow]

3. In his experience? Do tell , do tell

[Oneironaut]

4. McConnell kind of looks like Beaker from The Muppets

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

9. no, no

that's an insult to Beaker, whom I always liked

[Arkansas Granny]

5. Do you have a link?

[Oneironaut]

6. It's a parody thread, I think.

I had to look up what a cloaca was.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. It gets harder and harder to tell with each passing day.

[Oneironaut]

14. For sure. Part of me still wonders if "Trump" isn't one of the greatest pieces of performance

art in history. On his last day, he’ll stand in front of the camera, take a bow, and reveal his true identity as Michael Moore.

It’s masterful.

[Norbert]

8. .

Link to tweet

[Hugin]

15. Awww...

I was hoping beyond hope it was a real quote. :disappointment:

However, if it were real. I would've laughed until something vital broke. Then, I'd be dead and I haven't voted yet.

[Socal31]

7. Cloaca?

I really hope there hasn't been an important part of anatomy that I have been oblivious to this whole time. No wonder I am single.

[Maeve]

10. Definition for those of us not into zoology

a common cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both excretory and genital products in vertebrates (except most mammals) and certain invertebrates. Specifically, the cloaca is present in birds, reptiles, amphibians, most fish, and monotremes.

[MineralMan]

12. But, see, Mitch has a cloaca.

He's a dinosaur. I'm sure of it.

[Maeve]

13. birds, reptiles, amphibians...yep, probably dinosaurs, too! eom

[McCamy Taylor]

16. In his "experience"? Birds have a cloaca.

Does this mean that the dirt which Russia has on McConnell is that he practices bestiality with chickens????

Link to "Devil's Rejects" below.