Caption Melania's photo

[left-of-center2012]

[C_U_L8R]

1. "Doctor Jones. Again, we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."

[yardwork]

5. Thank you. This is a deliberate reference on her part.

Melania loves to "troll the libs." She's stupid and immature. Basically a mean girl, emotional age a stunted 12.

[Separation]

19. Yup

The Indiana Jones reference was obvious as the day is long.

It's come to the point where I no longer have any feelings of empathy towards her. Of course this is only my opinion, but there may have been a point in her life where she disagreed with Herr Strümpf, but she is totally relishing the part now.

Of course my opinion and $2 may get you a cup of coffee.

[MFM008]

12. He

Wore it better.

[Zoonart]

16. Perfect!

Death on D'Nile

[smirkymonkey]

23. That is EXACTLY who I thought of!

[dawg day]

2. "Hey, mushroom head, you got to admit I wear a suit better than you do."

[dalton99a]

3. "Or, do you think I look more professional naked?"

[Meadowoak]

4. Donald trump turned me into a lesbian

[MoonRiver]

6. I own you shit hole people

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. The white woman's burden.

[malaise]

15. Ding ding

We have a winner although she's the ignorant white woman

[DemoTex]

8. Tom Wolfe's Doppelganger?

Or, perhaps Truman Capote's Reincarnation?

(BTW: I hope Melania is south of the equator. If not, she is guilty of a serious fashion faux pas by wearing white after the equinox!)

[Blue_true]

9. Just admit it. That woman has no idea of how it feels to get dirt on her clothing.

Wearing jeans, work boots and a work shirt is not her thing.

[1cheapbeemr]

10. She lives in a Ralph Lauren ad....

..

[Loge23]

11. Careless people

"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy - they smashed things up and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they made." F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[lsewpershad]

13. Hat too big

Crotch too long.

[malaise]

14. Hey African leaders - an ignorant uninformed white woman in an imperial male suit

is more important than all of you. And we don't give a shit if you say she's not welcome.

This is racism on steroids.

[tavernier]

17. No, I'm not Caitlyn Jenner.

But we do both go to the same plastic surgeon.

[struggle4progress]

18. "Melania bringing new Russian mafia chic to DC fashion world"

[Snake Plissken]

20. Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Devil's Triangle

[spanone]

21. 'Do I look as cool as I think I do?'

fashionista flotus

[tenderfoot]

22. What fucking troll she is

[Donkees]

24. A master of facade

[Gothmog]

25. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

[SummerSnow]

26. ANNIE HALL HAS NOTHING ON ME!!

[ProudLib72]

27. You may have the Sphinx, but I am the Squintz

And my husband is the Sphincter.

Good grief, what might her riddle be? Maybe: What goes naked in the morning, naked in the afternoon, and dresses like a man in the evening?

[louis c]

28. "If my husband is going to act like Al Capone, I'm going to dress like Al Capone"

[enid602]

29. Hash marks

Unlike my husband’s, my white pants don’t have hash marks on them,

[Ohiogal]

30. "At least I'm wearing clothes"!

[NightWatcher]

31. Not too shabby for a Soviet bloc stripper turned honeypot