Did you hear that scientist's are going to start using lawyyers in their experiments,

[yortsed snacilbuper]

they found out the are some things even rats won't do!

[rzemanfl]

1. Please spell and punctuate your lawyer jokes correctly. n/t

[yortsed snacilbuper]

7. Okay.

[PoliticAverse]

9. And post them in the Lounge or Humor. n/t

[yortsed snacilbuper]

11. okay,

since you are the censor.

censor verb
censored; censoringˈsen(t)-sə-riŋ,


ˈsen(t)s-riŋ
Definition of censor (Entry 2 of 2)
transitive verb
: to examine in order to suppress (see suppress sense 2) or delete anything considered objectionable
censor the news
also : to suppress or delete as objectionable
censor out indecent passages

[MineralMan]

15. Not censorship. Advice.

A wise man listens to advice.

[PoliticAverse]

16. Pointing out to someone where something should go does not make someone a "censor". n/t

[USALiberal]

13. LOL, really? That annoys you? nt

[MineralMan]

2. There are several DUers who are attorneys.

Also the ACLU. Please paint with a narrower brush, OK?

[shanny]

3. in my experience, lawyers know and tell

more lawyer jokes than anybody. just sayin'

[MineralMan]

5. Fine. Is the thread poster a lawyer?

Are you?

[shanny]

8. I have no idea. Do you?

also too: noyb

[MineralMan]

10. You don't know if you're a lawyer?

Really?

[shanny]

20. How odd.

I thought the question was, "Is the thread poster a lawyer"? To which I replied, "I have no idea. Do you?"

Also too, I answered your second question (OK to be fair it was rather cryptic) but apparently you would rather ignore that part.

Have a nice evening.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

4. Don't be so sensitive.

[MineralMan]

6. I will be who I am.

I need no instructions.

[Codeine]

12. Will the lawyers in question

be supplying the extraneous apostrophes and extra letters as part of the process?

Honestly, that “joke” sounds like something old people send when they learn how to use email.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

14. Do you know the difference between a doctor and a mechanic,

doctors bury their mistakes.

[TomSlick]

17. Thank you for raising the level of discourse with a very old joke attempting humor

at the expense of an entire profession.

I recommend you up your game and move on to ethnic humor.

[Jersey Devil]

18. Walk west until your hat floats

.

[Laffy Kat]

19. I heard it was for a different reason:

Because there's more of them and you don't feel as bad when they die.

On edit: A lawyer told me this joke, although I know I'll still get flamed.

[left-of-center2012]

21. Don't let the criticisms bother you

Some folks feel better about themselves by pointing out imagined flaws in others.
By trying to bring others down they think they elevate themselves.

Sad.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

22. I apologize for joking about lawyers and misspelling words

Lawyers fight for us and protect our rights, they never do anything wrong and are always fighting for the citizens.

Sometime I say and do things I shouldn’t, probably got that from spending to much time in the military.

I didn’t mean to insult anyone on D U.