Are you a sloppy drunk? I like beer. Did you have blackouts? I
like beer. Were you at that party. I like beer. Are you
listening to me? I like beer. I think Ive answered the question.
And I've produced my calendar, which you know, shows a
lot and...yeah...I like beer. Don't you? I drink beer, don't you? I
like beer. Haven't you blacked out? Huh??
MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARS WERE TYPICAL: WORKING
OUT WITH TOBIN, TAKING THE BOAT OUT, DRINKING
BEERS AT TIMMYS WITH PJ, SQUEE, AND THE GANG,
GOING TO SLEEP BUT NOT NECESSARILY BLACKING OUT,
RESPECTING WOMEN
Farting with good friends
Like Mark, Timmy, and Squee
Drinking cold, cheap beer
And barfing on beach week
All of the guy stuff that warm summer brings
These are a few of my favorite things