The only thing I have from when I was 17 is a Bob Dylan album my brother bought me for my birthday.

[madaboutharry]

There is so much weirdness about this "Hey, look I have a 1982 calendar" story.

Who the hell at the age of 53 is still in possession of a calendar from when they were
17 years old?

Where were these stored? Does he have boxes of crap like this up in his attic, boxes he's been lugging around with him for over 30 years?

And even if these are authentic calendars, they mean nothing.

I can show you my date book from last month and there are a number of things that that are written down that never happened, things like a dental appointment... but I really didn't feel like getting my teeth cleaned and I rescheduled. Or I was suppose to take a class at REI about camping but there was a big thunderstorm and I didn't go. And then there were a bunch of things that did happen that weren't written down, like my mom calling me that her boyfriend was in the E.R. and that I spent 5 hours with them at the hospital because he had stomach poisoning. Calendars and datebooks prove nothing.

This new alibi is complete bullshit. I honestly feel like I am going to self-combust.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Didn't you record on a calendar all your beer parties that you went to

on short notice when you found out your friend's parents were going to be out of town? As soon as you got that phone call didn't you write all it down, including date, time and place, to be sure you didn't forget about it? What if you were the guy who was supposed to pick up the keg, which you couldn't do because you were only 17, so you had to contact some friend's older brother to get it for you? Plans must be made!

Saturday, August 7, 1982:

2:00 Call Biff's brother Chad about keg.
2:15 Borrow $ from dad for beer, also car
5:00 Pick up keg, Chad's place.
7:30 Walgreen's, buy Brut spray & rubbers
8:00 Partay, Chip's house!

Isn't that what your social calendar looked like?

[oberliner]

2. Which album?

[rzemanfl]

4. Also, did he keep the card? n/t

[procon]

3. No one believes this cock and bull story except the last few diehards in Trump's

fanclub. It's the same thing when everyone in the GOP swears that Kavanaugh was such a "good guy" he would never have done anything like that.... just like priests and ministers "would never" molest children, and the doctors or the coaches "would never"... or your boss, the cop, or the judge "would never" ...

[central scrutinizer]

5. I have several Mad magazines

And a bunch of 45s but no calendar.

[regnaD kciN]

6. Granted, I'm no rapist, but I still doubt anyone who was...

...would make a point of writing about them in some sort of “calendar.”

[Wellstone ruled]

7. Only thing I have is my Draft Card which i

received one week before my eighteenth Birthday.