Trump has announced his hurricane plans.

[LuckyCharms]

He issued an executive order that every grocery store in the country is to donate their current stock of paper towels to FEMA. The towels will then be thrown at anyone who needs them in the affected areas.

Not just any paper towels either.

Only the best paper towels. The super absorbent ones. The terrific ones. The ones with the fancy designs on them. The beautiful paper towels. The biggest paper towels.

The country has never seen a mass distribution of paper towels quite like this.

[Gothmog]

1. LOL

This will free up more money for FEMA to give to ICE to torture innocent kids

[James48]

2. Trump - about Florence-

America has nothing to worry about with Hurricane Florence.

President Trump paid Florence $130,000 to just go away quietly.

[Stallion]

3. Pinehurst CC if North Carolina, Hilton Head if South Carolina and Augusta CC if Georgia

[haele]

4. Mar-a-Lago. He probably thinks that's far enough away.

That, or his New Jersey resort, if Florence doesn't take a northern turn.

Or so he thinks.

Florence is huge. She will affect the entire Atlantic Seaboard, one way or another.

Haele