I'm kind of wondering why Pence hasn't issued a statement.

[madaboutharry]

Don’t you think he should say something? Like “It’s not me!”

[CentralMass]

1. He's a sphincter.

[True Dough]

6. Even my sphincter

issues a statement once in a while. It can be messy, but I get the message.

[Roland99]

8. ..

[Docreed2003]

2. Maybe because he already issued one....in The NY Times!! Lol

[rzemanfl]

3. He's home with Mother? n/t

[Funtatlaguy]

12. She's knitted new White House drapes....just in case.

[kimbutgar]

4. I'm sure he's singing this

https://m.

[HipChick]

10. Lmao!...

[Voltaire2]

5. No. His best play is to get the invisibility cloak

and crawl under it and wait for the trump exit shit-tsunami to pass.

[BumRushDaShow]

9. THIS

He is no Joe Biden. He really doesn't say much so as not to stand out like a nail waiting for a hammer.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Then again, yesterday Kelly and Mattis issued statements denying what Woodward said they said

Even though it is painfully obvious they actually did say it.

So I wouldn’t read a whole lot into a lack of a statement.

[FSogol]

11. It is past his bedtime. Mommy gave him a warm glass of milk and told

Him a Bible story already.

[UTUSN]

13. PENCE has been an enigma, how he has escaped SHITLER's ire

[marylandblue]

14. Whoever says "not me" becomes the chief suspect

[milestogo]

15. Mother won't allow him to speak after bedtime.

[ecstatic]

16. It's Kellyanne, and she's pinning it on Pence.

Her batshit insane TV appearances aside, she's the only one there with the intelligence and ability to write such an OpEd while covering her tracks. Her husband HATES trump. They would be divorced by now if she didn't feel the same.

[oasis]

17. Pence will go into extra grovel mode to reassure Trump he's loyal.