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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump obtained an advance copy of Bob Woodwards new book Monday evening and was furious to discover that Woodward had written it at a seventh-grade reading level, a White House aide has confirmed.
The aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that Trump was convinced that Woodward wrote the book for seventh-grade readers to make its assertions impossible for Trump to refute.
Trump was turning page after page, becoming increasingly angry at its gratuitous use of a seventh-grade vocabulary, the aide said. It was like it was written entirely in a secret code.
At one point, Trump became so frustrated trying to decipher the word imbecilic that he hurled the book across the room.
Book bad! he reportedly shouted.
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TwistOneUp
(1,020 posts)Seventh grade is AP.
Gothmog
(145,435 posts)bdamomma
(63,913 posts)in being delusional. 7th grade vocabulary?? way over his head. Jerk