Hilarious, but a genuine "cri du coeur" !

[syringis]

Someone posted this on Facebook.

[lagomorph777]

1. Yes! Perfect!

And we'll put a windmill on every lawn.

[SharonAnn]

14. And a taco truck on every corner! Yum!

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Excellent!!!

[Nitram]

3. Yes!

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We'll bomb communities that resist with tens of thousands of hard-bound copies of "The Naked Lunch."

[ChazInAz]

9. I see what you did there.

Think I'll just sit here in the waiting room and dry my mukluks by the cellophane.

[Nitram]

16. You can wait here in the sitting room or sit here in the waiting room.

[Augiedog]

4. That's a hoot and a half. You can bet evangelicals are strangling on their wheaties reading this.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Most likely a false flag operation...

designed to stir up the unwashed masses to vote against anything remotely to the left of Atilla the Hun.

[Mopar151]

6. The McPence!

Joel Osteen will need a job at Chick-fil-A to pay his light bill! So perfect!

I'll throw in: Barron Trump will be given a new identity, and is stoked about his summer gig as a ramp monkey with Nitro Circus.

Melania will be granted asylum by the Kardashians.

Eric and Don Jr. will be given work release to train on their new jobs as "The Gator Relocator" and "The Python Pro"

ICE will be taking on more of a due dilligence role, and will be starting with the residents of any property owned by the Trump Orginization.

Steve Bannon will become a performance artist. His first "installation" will be a group piece, with white nationalists and Ayn Rand supporters forming a circular firing squad.

[niyad]

7. it has taken me ten minutes to stop laughing so hard I couldn't k and r!!!

[FreepFryer]

8. & that's just the first 100 days. Buckle up, GOP... the pendulum is crashing back n u r in our path.

Believe that.

[Pepsidog]

10. And repeal and replace every executive order, huge tax increases on the rich and best of all impeach

Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. You see, once you go down the road of “no norms” like Rs have done, it’s a whole new world. Once Dems control White House and Congress then anything goes. How can Dems impeach Supreme Court Justices, easy, no norms means you can do whatever you want. When Dems regain power they should ruthlessly strike against Rs for their cowardice and treason. Change House and Senate rules to make certain everything passes. Every aspect of government has to be reordered to protect against Rs every destroying our country again. Use the federal budget to punish States that pass laws and regulations harmful to workers. Campaign finance laws, term limits, mandatory retirement. These rogue States who wield so much power but represent a small fraction of the population must be put in their place. Ultimately, the Constitution must be amended and modernized. But it all starts with Dems in 2020 winning. Once they do, the reforms they make better cripple the rich, revitalize the middle class and take care of the poor to make certain Rs will never again yield power.

[oasis]

11. Make it happen!

[bullsnarfle]

12. Coffee!

Coming out of my nose!

Two words come to mind for this post ---"FARKING BRLILLIANT!!!".

[Doreen]

13. Love it!!

I also think trump should have to work at least one day a month cleaning shit at animal shelters to make up for the crap he has been pulling on them. Just saying.

[nolabear]

15. Sound great to me. And we're going to make health care free, free, FREE!!

And the Corporations are going to be taxed to pay for it.