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PORTLAND, ORIn response to their competitor Nikes new marketing campaign featuring former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Adidas reportedly unveiled former police officer Darren Wilson Tuesday as the new face of the brand.
Darren Wilson represents the values that Adidas stands forthe values of true-blue, patriotic Americans, said spokesperson Victor Donnelly at a press conference where Adidas displayed a new 30-second black-and-white ad spot featuring close-ups of Wilson, Timothy Loehmann, John Rogers, Andrew Hutchins, and several other police officers who were acquitted in the shooting deaths of unarmed African American men with the new slogan Believe Youll Walk Away Scot-Free superimposed over their faces.
Whether youre walking carefully through a crime scene to plant a gun on someone or sprinting after a suspect so you can shoot him in the back, Adidas offers the most comfortable, form-fitting, breathable attire for high-performance police work. In these controversial times, brands like Adidas must take a stand, and wherever you go from now on, if you hear or see the word Adidas, we want you to think of Darren Wilson.
At press time, Adidas stock price was soaring after a massive increase in sales.
https://www.theonion.com/competitive-adidas-unveils-darren-wilson-as-new-face-of-1828804006/amp?__twitter_impression=true
Bettie
(16,125 posts)and this is well done.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)underpants
(182,878 posts)DIDAS!
Gothmog
(145,554 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,192 posts)Of course he won't wear them. You expect that tub of lard to do anything athletic?