Well, doesn't this side by side say it all. Melania and Michelle

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Well, doesn't this side by side say it all.

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thepoliticalcat says Alamak! Wy ony?
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7h7 hours ago
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Who TF wears stilettos TO GARDEN?
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Stephen Weinstein
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5h5 hours ago

In fairness, I imagine the spiked heels help aerate the soil. Lol.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I always wear 6" heels to garden, and I use a golden shovel, too.

[Roy Rolling]

22. Seed holes

As she's shoveling dirt, she's making holes to plan seeds. Inside each hole, she will place a French fry and hope for the best.

[Kali]

27. BWAHAHAHA!!!

[Rorey]

39. "Be Best"

She will say "Be Best" with the planting of each French fry.

[CatMor]

2. Melania is obsessed with stiletto heels ...

to the point of being ridiculous. She has terrible fashion sense and should hire a fashion consultant.

[Brother Buzz]

19. I can believe her feet are so deformed from years of wearing them....

that anything but high heels are painful to wear

[CatMor]

35. I agree ...

It must be painful.

[panader0]

3. What she spent on that outfit is my clothing allowance

for my life.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

5. $4,000 for a skirt? Seriously?

Melania Trump has been gardening again, planting an Eisenhower-era oak sapling in the White House grounds. It means that her gardening wardrobe has come under further scrutiny. Did she wear 4in Christian Louboutin stilettos to aerate the soil? Did she choose a $4,000 floral Valentino skirt for its horticultural motif? The first lady barely has to lift a gold-tipped ceremonial spade for the jokes to begin.

“Actually, that’s not a spade, it’s a shovel,” says the gardening expert Alys Fowler. “I suspect she was given that in recognition of the fact that she was never going to put her foot on it in those shoes.” Aside from the obvious issues, such as the propensity of stilettos to sink into the mud, Fowler is worried that Trump’s footwear is problematic. “If you are going to lean over and try to lift something quite heavy, that’s a real strain on your lower back.”

Of course, the first lady had no intention of leaning over and lifting anything. After sprinkling a couple of teaspoons’ worth of soil into the hole, she and her companions – also not dressed for gardening – walked off. “Even the Queen stays until the tree is watered in,” Fowler says.

The Guardian, UK

[panader0]

8. What did the shoes cost?

And the plastic surgery? And the unmentionables?

[fierywoman]

9. Shoes are +/- $700.

[sandensea]

28. Unmentionables?

You mean her Vaginoplasty?

I don't know why she bothered. She's not the one Cheeto wants to see.

[Blue_true]

32. Wait a minute. Was that kiss real? Not photoshopped?

That kiss is the kiss of two lovers about to get down.

[Rorey]

42. It's real

I watched it when it was televised.

[sandensea]

44. The Orange Oaf can't keep his tiny paws off her.

And that, I suspect, is the centerpiece of the Kompromat material Russia has on our dear president.

Those two got horizontal in Moscow (among many other places), and Putin's got the videotape.

[Blue_true]

46. Wow!!! Look at the position of their lips, their eyes closed.

That is the kiss of lovers. Look at the lower lip between his lips. Wow, for a father and daughter, that is a sickening kiss. If I had a daughter, if I kissed her, it would be on a cheek.

[sandensea]

47. Of course, because you're a decent person.

This guy's like Henry VIII and Caligula rolled into one - with a little Nero thrown in for good measure.

The Founding Fathers must be rolling in their graves.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

53. Did they use tongues?

I wanted to post a video showing how gross it is for a really old man to French kiss a really young girl, but the only videos I could find were on porn sites, like PornHub.

Not that I ever look at such websites.

[Blue_true]

54. They seemed real close to French kissing, their mouths were partially open

and they were trapping each other's lips. All they needed to do was stick out their tongues. And the closed eyes, look like they have done that lots of times before. That is a heated, romantic kiss, not a parent to child kiss. How can a convention hall full of socalled Christians watch that and not get sickened?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

50. The shoes were $24.99 from Whores R Us.

Which FLOTUS has ever paraded around the WH grounds wearing stilettos? Certainly not Mamie Eisenhower.

[BigmanPigman]

4. I can think of other uses for that shovel in the near future.

[ProudLib72]

13. Not in the WH lawn!

The body will turn 1600 Pennsylvania into a toxic site for a hundred years.

Ewww, imagine all the orange ooze bubbling up.

[BigmanPigman]

14. I was thinking he could become fertilizer

since he is so full of **it but you are right...TOXIC "dump".

[lastlib]

36. I don't think you could fertilize noxious weeds with him......

unless you composted him for a couple of centuries.....

[slumcamper]

6. Yeah, and the people who NEED to know will never see this.

[Kaleva]

7. By the way she's holding it, I don't think she has much experience with a shovel.

[Blue_true]

31. You are WRONG. She has plenty of experience.

Have you never seen the gold digger grip on a shovel?

[Pachamama]

48. Bwahahahaha.....

That was good....

[ProudLib72]

10. The one on the left is more inflatable

That was the question, right?

[fierywoman]

11. Have we ever seen Melania give ANYONE (even a member of her own family)

a warm hug? That's how I think of Michelle, a warm woman, with a great fashion sense.

[madaboutharry]

12. Michelle Obama is a real person.

As for Melania, she really doesn’t care.

[JHan]

15. She's really not into the whole first lady thing

[Happyhippychick]

16. For fucks sake, gardening in stilettos.

What an effing tool.

[iluvtennis]

38. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ agree. And a dress skirt. SMDH.

[ecstatic]

17. Please tell me the Melania pic is photoshopped

Did she really go out to garden in stilettos???!!! Seriously... I can't.

[Cha]

33. No, can't do that. That stiletto pic was

on here before when it first happened.

[Blue_true]

34. Yes she did, and in a multi thousand dollar skirt.

Where is good cow manure when it's needed?

[lovemydogs]

18. Who gardens in heels?

you cannot dig with heels on. At least I can't.
I am a long time experienced gardener who has planned, dug, carried the 40lb bags of wet maure, ect., hoed and planted the gardens in my backyard. Hubby did not do anything except to run and get the Mulch and Manure. Melania's looks like a photo op.
Michelle is actually gardening.

[Blue_true]

26. Handling wet manure? You are a hardcore gardener.

Never could bring myself to do that. It had to be dry and didn't smell a lot before I would get near it.

[Saboburns]

20. Melanomia's First Tittays sure have grown since that kidney procedure

Poor thing. That kidney procedure has caused the First Tittays to swell up.

Thoughts and prayers

[Elwood P Dowd]

25. She is trying to catch up with Stormy. (nt)

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. This could become a massive meme opportunity.

"Melania Mines Coal."

"Melania Builds Habitat House"

"Melania Joins NASCAR Pit Crew."

Photoshop adepts - what say you?

[lunatica]

23. Michelle is just sitting there doing nothing

while Melania is busy aerating the soil!

[Blue_true]

24. Is Melania alergic to work clothes? Oh, I think I figured out the answer. nt

[MontanaMama]

29. One of these things

is not like the other....one of these things just doesn’t belong....

[Cha]

30. Michelle says it Beautifully. The gardening

tool is shaper than melania.

Mahalo, rivers.. just what I needed!

Retweeted!?

[RockRaven]

37. What the heck is she doing with her right hand? I've never seen anyone hold a shovel like that...

She can't even fake humanish reactions to new situations...

[Freethinker65]

40. Years of wearing stilettos might have damaged her calf muscles?

She obviously treats every official First Lady appearance as a modeling event. Stiff poses and unnatural smile, or sometimes more of a pout.

I am not a fan of Melania, but I blame her handlers for this ridiculous photo op.

[iluvtennis]

41. Another pic where you can see Michelle O actually doing gardenining vs the phony Melania

[greatauntoftriplets]

43. She looks like a fool.

[TygrBright]

45. Looks like the right spike is in about 2" already... n/t

[argyl]

49. I've never seen Michelle more beautiful.

She's absolutely radiant doing something she's really enjoying.

And Melania would rather be dancing, reading Emily Dickinson, anything to get her out of that nasty garden and back into the AC.

[betsuni]

51. Malaria wasn't gardening in that picture, it was a tree planting ceremony.

[Raine]

52. Ground breaking ceremony or tree planting

that's why the gold shovel, she's not gardening.