Roseanne Barr moving to Israel

[Va Lefty]

"Since America can’t seem to appreciate Roseanne Barr’s hilarious racism, she plans to start toting her bigoted charms around a new country—Israel. How nice for them!"

"...Barr plans to be buried deep in Talmudic texts in the Promised Land, where no one will get mad at her about her prejudiced tweets. “I have an opportunity to go to Israel for a few months and study with my favorite teachers over there, and that’s where I’m going to go and probably move somewhere there and study with my favorite teachers,” she told Boteach. ““It’s my great joy and privilege to be a Jewish woman.”"

https://jezebel.com/roseanne-barr-is-moving-to-israel-to-own-the-libs-1828783510

“It’s my great joy and privilege to be a Jewish woman.”
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[eShirl]

1. rehab?

[mucifer]

2. Oy vey!

[Sherman A1]

3. Not far enough away, but

but better.

[benld74]

4. Good Luck

With
where no one will get mad at her about her prejudiced tweets

[Sneederbunk]

5. Bringing her healing powers to where they are needed most.

[Chickensoup]

6. Goodbye and best of luck

Don't let the door hit your behind .

[marble falls]

7. What did the Israelis do to deserve that?

[Aristus]

8. Do the consider Jewish gingerbread men in ovens

to be funny over there?

[MiniMe]

9. Says the woman who wore a nazi uniform to bake burned cookies

Won't be surprised if she gets tossed out at some point

[onecaliberal]

10. Don't let you be door hit you where the good lord sits you.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. What did Israel do to deserve this?

[marylandblue]

13. Vote for Benjamin Netanyahu

They'll probably be best buddies.

[JI7]

12. i don't think she will find many friends there

[guillaumeb]

14. As long as she makes Palestinians the target of her hatred,

she will be welcomed.

[DavidDvorkin]

15. That won't last long.

[PJMcK]

16. Good

Get out, you ungrateful idiot.

[tirebiter]

17. I'll take care of the Hawaiian property Rosey

Just leave the key under the door mat. If it's not there I'll just let myself in another way

[Wounded Bear]

18. I wanna be where nobody knows my name...