Liz Crokin Blames Her Surfing Injury On A Spell Cast By Hillary Clinton

[Initech]

Last week, right-wing “journalist” and fringe conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin lost the tips of two of her fingers in a surfing accident which she is blaming on a spell that may have been cast on her by Hillary Clinton.

Last night, Crokin posted a video on YouTube recounting her accident, which happened when the surfboard that she was holding by a rope was forcefully pulled away by a crashing wave, severing parts of two fingers. While she realizes that it was probably “just a freak accident,” that didn’t stop her from also asserting that it may have been the result of a curse that had been placed on her by Hillary Clinton or artist Marina Abramović or some other “witch” that is targeting her due to her efforts to expose the secret satanic cannibalistic pedophile cult that supposedly runs the world.

“These people that I expose engage in witchcraft,” Crokin said. “You know, the people like Marina Abramović, the people like Hillary Clinton, [the people] from the deep state articles that are getting ready to write a hit piece on me right now. Well, look it up. Look it up. Do research on Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and their trip to Haiti and how—I think it was on their honeymoon—they admitted to doing voodoo there together. Research Marina Abramović; she talks about the rituals she does, she’s an occultist.”

“All these people dabble in witchcraft and spirit cooking,” she added. “So, do these people do witchcraft against me? Of course they do. And I wouldn’t be surprised if they were casting spells on me the night before.”

“These people do engage in witchcraft, they do cast spells on people,” Crokin insisted. “So I’m sure there was some spiritual stuff going on
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/liz-crokin-blames-her-surfing-injury-on-a-spell-cast-by-hillary-clinton/

Further proof that you can't fix stupid.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. If Hillary was really that supernaturally powerful, wouldn't she have been able

to cast a spell that would have caused her to win the election? Like turning Trump into a frog?

[3Hotdogs]

9. NO !!! What'samatterU? Jesus protects Trump.

[Initech]

11. And everyone who doesn't support Trump is a cannibalistic, spell casting, satanic pedophile witch.

[erpowers]

23. I Was Thinking Kill Her

I was thinking if Hillary Clinton could cast spells why would she not just kill this woman. Next, why not cast a spell that stopped Bill Clinton from cheating? Why not cast a spell to make the White Water real estate deal profitable? Why not cast a spell to get rid of her a legal and scandal problems? There are so many things that are bigger than this reporter.

[Generic Brad]

30. If you look closely, he does resemble a frog

And, if not for the cheating and Russian interference, she did win the election.

[Takket]

2. this crackpot has 34000 subscribers on youtube

[NCTraveler]

3. Doesn't this make her the one who believes in witchcraft?

This is kind of awesome.

[JHan]

37. that's how I read it too ...

[malaise]

4. This is hilarious

Who listens to these lunatics.

[Wednesdays]

36. See reply #2, above. nt

[Coventina]

5. Marina Abramovic? How did she get dragged into this?

What a complete weirdo!!

[RussBLib]

6. there is a market for every idiot

once you can fake sincerity, you got it made

[Cha]

7. Karma baby! It's a MOFO.

[Still In Wisconsin]

8. McGonagall/ Dumbledore 2020

Never mind that they’re not from the US!

[ornotna]

10. Ooooh, spirit cooking....

Is there a show on the teevee about this? Sounds yummy!


She has several screws loose and missing.

[justhanginon]

22. I think she is referring to the Greek dish, Saganaki or

flaming cheese. That is only one of spirit cooking things I know of. OPA!, OPA! Or the famous Crepes Suzette etc.. Yum!

[moriah]

12. I cast this spell on you, Liz Crokin. The most effective curse I know.

"Let everything you do and say be seen as in the light of day."

By the power of three times three, so mote it be!

(Yes, I have also cast this on Trump, but I won't claim responsibility for any recent events.)

[Maeve]

13. She turned me into a newt!

I got better.....

[Pope George Ringo II]

33. We must put her in the scales to see if she weighs the same as a duck.

After all, we are wise in the ways of science.

[Submariner]

14. Between driving uranium one trucks to Russia and acid washing server hard drives

how does Hillary find the time to cast spells? I would be just exhausted.

[Coventina]

15. Drinking the blood of newborns apparently gives her extra energy.

A real theory of the Q-anon folks, I kid you not!

(No pun intended!)

[Initech]

18. And don't forget about all those frequent trips to Haiti to visit her hush fund!

[ChubbyStar]

34. I so love you

Are you single?

[Scurrilous]

16. K&R

[kerry-is-my-prez]

17. Isn't Trump the witch/warlock?? He's always saying that Meuller is doing a "witch hunt."

Wouldn't that make him a witch?

[Solly Mack]

19. Stupid is a curse.

[oasis]

28. Lol

[lunasun]

20. Please pray for Crokin and President Trump

https://m.

[NurseJackie]

21. Hillary is amazing! She can do fucking anything!!

[CentralMass]

24. Sad !

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. So...the idea that she is an utter moron is right out, eh?

[guillaumeb]

26. Now it all makes sense!!!

So when I fell and sprained my ankle a few years ago, HRC was to blame.

[dewsgirl]

27. WTF is happening??? News is getting wackier and wackier.

[SCantiGOP]

29. I believe it

Trump put a spell on me. I can’t look at him on TV without gagging and usually throwing up.
The night they announced that he had won I shit my pants. Had to be an evil spell.

[The Wizard]

31. I confess

I killed Papa Doc with my Voodoo.

[Sneederbunk]

32. What is Crokin smokin?

[Initech]

35. I really don't want whatever they're smoking.

That shit rots your brain and turns it into mush!