As I'm reading the tributes to John McCain, I'm imagining what will be written about trump*

[Siwsan]

No doubt, many of the sympathetic missives will be filled with grammatical errors, misspellings and conspiracy theories.

[mainstreetonce]

1. He has to know

He will never never never get such bi- partisan support or tributes from crowds of Americans.

I hope this all hits him really hard. No president who served before him will speak at his passing. No candidate who ran against him will call him a good man.
Never

[Siwsan]

3. I seriously don't think he does realize how much he is reviled

IMHO, he is terminally and pathologically delusional.

[PJMcK]

7. Maybe he does

Early in his presidency, I recall an episode where Trump said to Bannon (I think), "They really fucking hate me!" referring to his political opponents.

I believe this is why he only speaks to his base. He knows he'll never convince many of us to support him.

By the way, I really fucking hate Trump.

[Siwsan]

8. You are probably right

Talk about a case of the tail wagging the dog.

[Snotcicles]

10. I think he learn as a child but developed mechanisms to cope which made him even worse. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. I will be celebrating too much to put pen to paper

[Bob Loblaw]

4. Here's my Trump eulogy

Trump exhaled carbon dioxide which is beneficial to plants. His death is the first on record as having been caused by holding one's breath.

[Submariner]

5. This would be a fitting gravesite for Trump

I believe this is near his childhood home in Queens.

[Dave Starsky]

13. They'll have to cremate him and shoot his ashes into space.

There is not a single location on this planet where that grave won't be repeatedly defiled, defaced, and/or destroyed.

Even if they buried him at sea over the Marianas Trench, I would personally rent James Cameron's submersible to descend the dark depths and dump a large drum of my stored-up bodily waste upon his bloated orange carcass. I know that's expensive, but I could start a Gofundme for this project and it would be fully funded in minutes. The National Geographic Channel could even run it live, and it would generate ratings the likes of which this world has never seen.

[dewsgirl]

6. I was thinking the same thing, about the news coverage last

night.

[dalton99a]

9. He weighed 239 pounds

[HipChick]

11. 239 on the moon maybe...

he's more around 370lb+

[WhiskeyGrinder]

12. If the ones about McCain are any indication, they'll be full of platitudes that treat politics as

some kind of grand game that has honorable rules that, when broken, merely highlight the manliness of a man, rather than have real-world effects on people.

[IggleDuer]

14. For starters, one could talk about his illustrious military career.