"I am NOT a macaroon!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I don't care what you thought you heard and neither should you" ) Trump is saying: "I wish you guys would start listening for once: I did not know about the Trump Tower meeting, period. . . . Not until until I heard about it from the media. . . . In fact my secretary was about to leak it a day before it even happened, but I told her 'No, wait,' because I wanted to hear it first from you in the fake news and go on record. . . . Just try to get that through your thick skulls!"

[C_U_L8R]

1. No macaroon. No macaroon.

But macaron..... oh yes. Artificial orange on the outside, pure aryan white on the inside.

[MLAA]

6. Perfect

[Bob Loblaw]

2. Nice

[Arkansas Granny]

3. That makes as much sense as what he actually says.

[skip fox]

4. Yes,

It's extraordinarily difficult to satirize this shameless joker because what he actually says so blatantly ridiculous that you cannot top it artistically without going into the realm of the absurd. And then you don't have a CAPTION, you have surrealism.

[Xipe Totec]

5. More of a mac and cheese than a macaroon. nt

[underpants]

7. That's time travel, Holmes

[Bayard]

8. Hillary!

Her stack of missing emails is so big, I can't wrap my tiny hands around them!

[skip fox]

9. D.T. continues

"And if you guys would stop asking me questions, I'd stop lying. . . So it's actually on you!"